Yo Mama so old... When she was at school...there was No history class!
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she walked in front of the television I missed three commercials.
Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler.
Yo mama is so fat, iPod converts into iPad, when she sits on it.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she's as useless as a screen door on a submarine.
How did the Vikings send secret messages? By norse code! Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opneder? He had a bee in his suit of armour! Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is? Pupil: I expect it’s around Hadrian’s garden miss! Why were the early days of history called the dark ages? Because there were so many knights!
Q: What explorer was the best at Hiding and Seek? A: Marco Polo.