Yo Mama so old...
When she was at school...there was No history class!
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Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history?
Hitler.
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They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history.
At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.
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In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over to his desk after a test, and said, "Johnny I have a feeling that you have been cheating on your tests."
Johnny was astounded and asked Mr. Johnson to prove it.
"Well, said Mr. Johnson, I was looking over your test and the question was,
'Who was our first president?', and the little girl that sits next to you, Mary, put 'George Washington,' and so did you."
"So, everyone knows that he was the first president."
"Well, just wait a minute," said Mr. Johnson.
"The next question was, 'Who freed the slaves?'
Mary put Abraham Lincoln and so did you."
"Well, I read the history book last night and I remembered that," said Johnny.
"Wait, wait," said Mr. Johnson.
"The next question was, 'Who was president during the Louisiana Purchase?'
Mary put 'I don't know,' and you put, 'Me neither'."
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Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!
"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"
The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.
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Q: What's the difference between 3 d*cks and a joke?
A: Your mom can't take a joke.
Q: Why do Americans like black candles?
A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.
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The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
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