Joke #5044

Yo Mama so old... When she was at school...there was No history class!
Vote: has 56.86 % from 14 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: history, Yo mama

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Vote: has 72.51 % from 116 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Yo mama
The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 56.84 % from 20 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history
Yo momma’s so fat, when she walked in front of the television I missed three commercials.
Vote: has 39.90 % from 9 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Yo mama
Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
Vote: has 56.05 % from 28 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, history
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Vote: has 44.13 % from 21 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler.
Vote: has 68.94 % from 286 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: black humor, history, Hitler, jewish
Yo mama is so fat, iPod converts into iPad, when she sits on it.
Vote: has 65.42 % from 61 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she's as useless as a screen door on a submarine.
Vote: has 42.61 % from 14 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
How did the Vikings send secret messages? By norse code! Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opneder? He had a bee in his suit of armour! Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is? Pupil: I expect it’s around Hadrian’s garden miss! Why were the early days of history called the dark ages? Because there were so many knights!
Vote: has 50.29 % from 43 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: history, kids
Q: What explorer was the best at Hiding and Seek? A: Marco Polo.
Vote: has 55.34 % from 22 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: celebrity, game, history, navy