Yo Mama so old...
When she was at school...there was No history class!
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Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.
Your momma so fat...
She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Q: What was the world's first palindrome?
A: Madam, I'm Adam.
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The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.
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[ancient greece]
Teacher: "What have you all chosen for your thesis?"
Hippocrates: "I'm laying the ground work for centuries of modern medicine."
Socrates: "I am examining what it means to be."
Ptolemy: "Uh you guys ever uh notice how those stars look like a bear?"
"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"
Yo Momma is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am I wearing I said Guess and she said Levis.
DEPT OF STATISTICS:
All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve.
DEPT OF PSYCHOLOGY:
Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them and turn them in.
The professor opens the books and assigns the first grade that comes to mind.
DEPT OF HISTORY:
All students get the same grade they got last year.
DEPT OF RELIGION:
Grade is determined by God.
DEPT OF PHILOSOPHY:
What is a grade?
LAW SCHOOL:
Students are asked to defend their position of why they should receive an A.
DEPT OF MATHEMATICS:
Grades are variable.
DEPT OF LOGIC:
If and only if the student is present for the final and the student has accumulated a passing grade then the student will receive an A else the student will not receive an A.
DEPT OF COMPUTER SCIENCE:
Random number generator determines grade.
MUSIC DEPARTMENT:
Each student must figure out his grade by listening to the instructor play the corresponding note (+ and - would be sharp and flat respectively).
DEPT OF PHYSICAL EDUCATION:
Everybody gets an A.
Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth.
Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
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