Yo Mama so old...
When she was at school...there was No history class!
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“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
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To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it.
She's crying
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[ancient greece]
Teacher: "What have you all chosen for your thesis?"
Hippocrates: "I'm laying the ground work for centuries of modern medicine."
Socrates: "I am examining what it means to be."
Ptolemy: "Uh you guys ever uh notice how those stars look like a bear?"
Yo momma’s so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.
Yo momma so poor...
Burglars break into yo momma's home and leave money.
Your mamma so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas when Jusse said his first words you a hoe.
A somewhat advanced society has figured out how to package basic knowledge in pill form.
A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available.
The pharmacist says: "Here's a pill for English literature."
The student takes the pill and swallows it and has new knowledge about English literature.
"What else do you have?" asks the student.
"Well I have pills for art history, biology, and world history," replies the pharmacist.
The student asks for these, and swallows them and has new knowledge about those subjects.
Then the student asks: "Do you have a pill for math?"
The pharmacist says, "Wait just a moment," goes back to the storeroom, brings back a whopper of a pill, and plonks it on the counter.
"I have to take that huge pill for math?" inquires the student.
The pharmacist replies, "Well you know math always was a little hard to swallow."
Nate: Why was school easier for cave people?
Kate: Why?
Nate: Because there was no history to study!
Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.