Joke #5044

Yo Mama so old... When she was at school...there was No history class!

Yo mama so damn ugly,her mom throw her out the hospital window when she was born and said"You ugly ass bitch".

To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it. She's crying

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.

Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.

Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.

Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.

The basketball coach stormed into the university president's office and demanded a raise right then and there. "Please," protested the college president, "you already make more than the entire History department." "Yeah, maybe so, but you don't know what I have to put up with," the coach blustered. "Look." He went out into the hall and grabbed a jock who was jogging down the hallway. "Run over to my office and see if I'm there," he ordered. Twenty minutes later the jock returned, sweaty and out of breath. "You're not there, sir," he reported. "Oh, I see what you mean," conceded the president, scratching his head. "I would have phoned."

Q: What was the world's first palindrome? A: Madam, I'm Adam.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.