Yo Mama so old...
When she was at school...there was No history class!
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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DEPT OF STATISTICS:
All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve.
DEPT OF PSYCHOLOGY:
Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them and turn them in.
The professor opens the books and assigns the first grade that comes to mind.
DEPT OF HISTORY:
All students get the same grade they got last year.
DEPT OF RELIGION:
Grade is determined by God.
DEPT OF PHILOSOPHY:
What is a grade?
LAW SCHOOL:
Students are asked to defend their position of why they should receive an A.
DEPT OF MATHEMATICS:
Grades are variable.
DEPT OF LOGIC:
If and only if the student is present for the final and the student has accumulated a passing grade then the student will receive an A else the student will not receive an A.
DEPT OF COMPUTER SCIENCE:
Random number generator determines grade.
MUSIC DEPARTMENT:
Each student must figure out his grade by listening to the instructor play the corresponding note (+ and - would be sharp and flat respectively).
DEPT OF PHYSICAL EDUCATION:
Everybody gets an A.
Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb.
On his penis.
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Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.
Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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Yo mama so skinny...
She turned sideways and dissapeared
Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.