Yo Mama so old...
When she was at school...there was No history class!
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Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
[ancient greece]
Teacher: "What have you all chosen for your thesis?"
Hippocrates: "I'm laying the ground work for centuries of modern medicine."
Socrates: "I am examining what it means to be."
Ptolemy: "Uh you guys ever uh notice how those stars look like a bear?"
Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Q: What is a snake's favorite subject in school?
A: Hissssstory.
Who's the biggest prostitute in history?
Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that b*tch swallowed balls till she died.
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
Nate: Why was school easier for cave people?
Kate: Why?
Nate: Because there was no history to study!
One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, "It's going to rain."
His wife asked, "How do you know?"
"Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
Elderly Man: "Father, during the war I allowed a Jewish refugee to live in my attic."
Priest: "I do not see anything wrong with that. You helped a poor soul survive the war."
Elderly Man: "I collected rent from him for every month that he stayed."
Priest: "That's not a good thing you did, but it was for a good cause. You helped him survive."
Elderly Man: "Should I tell him the war is over?"