Joke #5044

Yo Mama so old... When she was at school...there was No history class!
Vote:
has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: history, Yo mama

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history. At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.
Vote:
has 50.53 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: black humor, history, mean, women
Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
Vote:
has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, mean, ugly, Yo mama
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
Vote:
has 41.18 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history, science
Q: What was the world's first palindrome? A: Madam, I'm Adam.
Vote:
has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: bible, communication, history
Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!
Vote:
has 71.47 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
Vote:
has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean a hurricane began.
Vote:
has 62.30 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: fat, weather, Yo mama
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
Vote:
has 58.81 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, Yo mama
Q: What is a snake's favorite subject in school? A: Hissssstory.
Vote:
has 51.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: animal, history, school
The basketball coach stormed into the university president's office and demanded a raise right then and there. "Please," protested the college president, "you already make more than the entire History department." "Yeah, maybe so, but you don't know what I have to put up with," the coach blustered. "Look." He went out into the hall and grabbed a jock who was jogging down the hallway. "Run over to my office and see if I'm there," he ordered. Twenty minutes later the jock returned, sweaty and out of breath. "You're not there, sir," he reported. "Oh, I see what you mean," conceded the president, scratching his head. "I would have phoned."
Vote:
has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: history, sport