Yo Mama so old...
When she was at school...there was No history class!
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Your momma so fat...
She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama's so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.
Elderly Man: "Father, during the war I allowed a Jewish refugee to live in my attic."
Priest: "I do not see anything wrong with that. You helped a poor soul survive the war."
Elderly Man: "I collected rent from him for every month that he stayed."
Priest: "That's not a good thing you did, but it was for a good cause. You helped him survive."
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Yo momma’s so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
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Yo Momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk!