Yo Mama so old... When she was at school...there was No history class!
Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets? A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.
A somewhat advanced society has figured out how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available. The pharmacist says: "Here's a pill for English literature." The student takes the pill and swallows it and has new knowledge about English literature. "What else do you have?" asks the student. "Well I have pills for art history, biology, and world history," replies the pharmacist. The student asks for these, and swallows them and has new knowledge about those subjects. Then the student asks: "Do you have a pill for math?" The pharmacist says, "Wait just a moment," goes back to the storeroom, brings back a whopper of a pill, and plonks it on the counter. "I have to take that huge pill for math?" inquires the student. The pharmacist replies, "Well you know math always was a little hard to swallow."
Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!
Q: What is a snake's favorite subject in school? A: Hissssstory.
Nate: Why was school easier for cave people? Kate: Why? Nate: Because there was no history to study!
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-
The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.