Your momma so fat... She can't even fit in the chat room.
Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.
Your Mom is so skinny she has to wipe her ass with dental floss.
Yo Momma so ugly she makes blind children cry.
Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her boss told her to take her ugly ass home, she came back 10 minutes later without her ass.
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
Yo Mama so old... She recalls When the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought General Motors was in the army.