Joke #5232

Your momma so fat... She can't even fit in the chat room.

Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.

What do you do if a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Pull out the pin and throw it back.

I could have been your daddy, but the line was too long.

Yo mama so stupid somebody said "What's your IQ?" and she said gesundheit.

Your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.

Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.

Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.

Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.

Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."

Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!