Your momma so fat... She can't even fit in the chat room.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her shadow quit.
Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.
Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.
Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.
Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
Yo Mama so old... Her birthday expired.