Joke #5232

Your momma so fat... She can't even fit in the chat room.

Yo momma's so fat... When she wears her X jacket helicopters try to land.

Yo momma’s so fat, ‘Place Your Ad Here’ is printed on each of her butt cheeks.

You mama's so skinny... she can hang glide with a dorito!

Yo Momma so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!

Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?

Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.

Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.

Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.

Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.