Your momma so fat... She can't even fit in the chat room.
Yo Momma soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
Yo mama so poor, when she found a penny she thought she had hit the lottery.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mamma is on a seafood diet, when she see's food, she eats it.
Your mama so old she was friends with Cleopatra.
Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.
Yo Momma's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she walked in front of the television I missed three commercials.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.