Your momma so fat...
She can't even fit in the chat room.
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Yo momma so fat that when she was seated in the last row, the plane couldn't get off the ground.
Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got on a motorcycle she didn't know how to open the window.
Yo momma’s so fat, when the family wants to watch home movies they ask her to wear white.
Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.
Yo mama so stupid when I said I was going to the big apple she said bring me back one.
Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.