Joke #5232

Your momma so fat... She can't even fit in the chat room.

Yo mama so ugly when she went outside it was a black out.

Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.

Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.

Yo momma’s so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.

Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"

Your mamma so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas when Jusse said his first words you a hoe.

Yo mama so poor when I ring her buzzer she says, "bzzzzzzzzz."

Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.

Your mama so old she still owes Jesus five bucks.