Q: What is height of Suicide?
A: A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
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Patrick, "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"
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Patrick, "What school?"
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A: Spitting them back up in a wheelchair.
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A: With a knife.
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Why was the cannibal looking peeky?
Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation?
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