Q: What is height of Suicide?
A: A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
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One is white, plastic, and dangerous to children.
You put groceries in the other.
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how do you keep a black person out of your backyard?
Hang one in the front.
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How are babies and the elderly alike?
Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.
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How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred?
On the fingers!
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Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
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Patient: “Doctor, Doctor… I can’t stop stealing things”.
Doctor: “Take these pills for a week. If that doesn’t work, I’ll have a color TV”.
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What's red and dances all around?
A baby on a barbecue
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What do u call a black priest?
Holy shit.
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What is the difference between a fridge and a kid?
A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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Steve lies dying, as Jack, his law partner of 40 years, sits at his bedside.
"Jack, I've got to confess -- I've been sleeping with your wife for 30 years, I'm the father of your daughter, and I've been stealing from the firm for a decade."
"Relax," says Jack, "and don't think another thing about it. I'm the one who put arsenic in your martini."
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