Joke #9229

Q: What is height of Suicide? A: A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

So a little kid and a child molester start walking into a forest. They keep walking for what seems like hours, and it gets darker and darker and darker, and the forest gets deeper and deeper and deeper. The kid turns to the child molester and he says "Gee mister, it sure is scary out here!" The child molester says "How do you think I feel, kid? I'm gonna have to walk out of this forest by myself!"

Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree. He's been hanging there for quite a while.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: I don't know, I just like to hear them scream. Q: How do you get them out? A: Chips.

Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.

What rule could stop HIV in Africa? Sex after dinner only.

Granny congratulates Johny to his birthday and tells him: "May you live so many years, how many steps you made to the church during these years!" Suddenly appears the Death and tells Johny: "Have you heard your Granny's wish? So, pack up your suitcases, tomorrow you'll finally go with me, mac! Those 4 steps will not save ya!"

A man with no legs is lying on the beach, when three attractive blondes approach him. The first blonde says to him "I bet you've never been hugged before." The legless man shakes his head. Then the second blonde says, "I bet you've never been kissed before." The legless man shakes his head again. Then the third blonde says, "I bet you've never been fucked before." The legless man says, "No." The third blonde replies, "Well you are now because the tide is coming in!"

What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding? A baby in a microwave.

What has more brains than a dead baby? The wall behind it.

*Wakes up to wife and son screaming* Me: "What are you guys yelling about?" Them: "You're driving!"