Q: What is the difference between northern and southerner fairytales? A: Northerner starts off with "Once upon a time..." a southerner starts with "listen to this shit..."
Q: What's long and black and smells like shit? A: The welfare line.
Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called? Warden.
What do you call a mexican having a shower? A miracle.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.
There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
Q: Why some people are black? A: Cause the iris diaphragm received much light.
Why are black people so good at Basketball? Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.