Q: What is the difference between northern and southerner fairytales?
A: Northerner starts off with "Once upon a time..." a southerner starts with "listen to this shit..."
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Q: What's worse than holocaust?
A: 6M Jews.
Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy?
A: How my dick taste.
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Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses?
Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
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There was a tornado in my area the other day.
The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office.
Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out:
"Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children."
"Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman.
"That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker.
"Oh, den I uses the last names."
Your mama is so black you can only see her eyes and teeth at night.
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Q: What do you use when white people tell you to erase their history?
A: White out.
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What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women?
An inmate.
What do a tornado and a black person have in common?
It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.
Q: Why are white people called crackers.
A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.
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