Q: What is the difference between northern and southerner fairytales?
A: Northerner starts off with "Once upon a time..." a southerner starts with "listen to this shit..."
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Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto?
A: A victim.
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White owl: who who.
Black owl: who dat who dat.
What do you call Americans pushing a car up the hill?
a: White Power.
What do you call Asians pushing a car up the hill?
a: Asian Power.
What do you call Mexicans pushing a car up the hill?
a: Grand Theft Auto.
How do they name Chinese baby's?
They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo?
Because there were only 2 vans.
Whats long and Black??
The KFC line.
What do you call 3 black guys sky diving?
Air pollution.
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Q: Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
A: Neither have they...
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