Q: What is the difference between northern and southerner fairytales?
A: Northerner starts off with "Once upon a time..." a southerner starts with "listen to this shit..."
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Q: Whos the richest man in Mexico?
A: The person who gets the penny.
What do you call a barn full of dead niggers?
Out dated farm equipment.
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What do you call a black guy in a suit?...
Guilty.
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Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy?
A: Antique farm equipment.
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Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
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Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo?
Because there were only 2 vans.
Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?
A: A good days hunting.
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What do Gary Glitter and Napalm have in common?
Both can strip the clothes off a small Vietnamese child in under two seconds.
A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face.
"Owch!" the Chinese man says.
"What was that for?"
"That was for Pearl Harbor," the Jewish man says.
"But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?"
And the Jewish man sits back down.
Then, the Chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face.
"Ouch!" the Jewish man says. "What was that for?"
"That was for the Titanic," the Chinese man says.
"But that was an iceberg!"
"Ice berg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"
What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus?
I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
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