Q: What is the difference between northern and southerner fairytales? A: Northerner starts off with "Once upon a time..." a southerner starts with "listen to this shit..."
How do you fit 54 Jews in a car? 2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.
What does the black kid across the street get for christmas? Your bike...
Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man? A: The rest of his family.
Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented? A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.
What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"
What do nigger pimps and farmers have in common? They both need a hoe to stay in business!
Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one’s gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign "Speedbird 206″: Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway." Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven." The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop. Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?" Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I’m looking up our gate location now." Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?" Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944 but I didn’t stop."
Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine? A: They both don't work and always take your money.
Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.