Q: What is the difference between northern and southerner fairytales? A: Northerner starts off with "Once upon a time..." a southerner starts with "listen to this shit..."
Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once? A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put? In the hood!
How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed? Kick his teeth in.
What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? Carlos.
Girlfriend left but my heart is not broken... My heart is not made in China!
Why do white people have pets? Because the aren't allowed black people anymore...
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
Q: What's faster than a speeding bullet? A: A Jew with a coupon.
The anniversary of 9/11 approaches and I don't usually buy in to conspiracy theories, but did you spot that if you add 9 and 11 you get 20. And that is curiously the average IQ of an American