Q: What is the difference between northern and southerner fairytales? A: Northerner starts off with "Once upon a time..." a southerner starts with "listen to this shit..."
What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill? A mudslide.
Q: What do you call a holy redneck with absolutely no family? A: The Sole inbred.
Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs." Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?" Hitler then smiles and says "See? No one gives a f*ck about the jews."
What’s the difference between a black and a white bull? The white bull does: “Mooo”. The black bull does: “Hey man, Mooo, man!”
Why are black people so good at Basketball? Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
How are vending machines and black men similar? They don't work but they take your money.
Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo? There was only two vans.
How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss!
Why do black people only have nightmares? We killed the only one with a dream.
I'm not racist cuz racism is a crime, and crime ends in jail, and jail is for blacks.