Joke #8247

Why did the Jews roam the desert for 400 years? Someone lost a quarter.

There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes. He payed $2,000. The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10. The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

There are four people from different counties on the Empire State Building. One is Japanese, one is French, one is Mexican, and one is American. They all want to throw something off the building that they have a lot of in their country. The Japanese guy goes first. He throws off sushi. There is a lot of sushi in my country. Next is the French guy. He throws off a condom. There is too much love in my country. Next is the Mexican. He throws off a taco. There is too much taco in my country. Next goes the American. He looks around him and picks the Mexican up and throws him of the building and says: There are too much Mexicans in my country.

100 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 1,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 10,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 1,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 100,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 1,000,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. All of the black people on the moon. Problem solved.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!

Q: What did the Mexican get for Christmas? A: My bike.

What do a tornado and a black person have in common? It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.

Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell? They heard there was some crack in it.

Q: What do you call a Jew with a mental disability? A: Auschwitztic.

Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet? Identification.