Why did the Jews roam the desert for 400 years?
Someone lost a quarter.
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Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
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They both make a nigga run faster.
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Q: Why are white people called crackers.
A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.
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My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping.
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Rappers are like the pens at the bank.
They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
How does a black woman know when she's pregnant?
When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
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Q: What do you call a hairy black?
A: A monkey.
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Whats the simalarites between a fence and a white person?
They both get jumped by Mexican and black people
I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine.
So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
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