Why did the Jews roam the desert for 400 years?
Someone lost a quarter.
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Q: Why do niggers wear those big wide brim hats?
A: To keep the birds from shitting on their lips.
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What do nigger pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business!
Q: What do black people smoke?
A: Niggerettes.
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What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag?
Twix...
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Q: How do you piss off a white person?
A: Call him a racist.
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Q: What is the difference between northern and southerner fairytales?
A: Northerner starts off with "Once upon a time..." a southerner starts with "listen to this shit..."
Asian pregnancy test:
Stick a Rubik cube into vagina.
Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
Because no one has told him he's black.
American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large supply of garbage from his recent stay at an apartment. After a long search, he just couldn't find any place to discard of it. So, he just went down one of the side streets to dump it there.
Yet, he was stopped by a Moscow police officer, who said, "Hey you, what are you doing?"
"I have to throw this away," replied the tourist.
"You can't throw it away here. Look, follow me," the policeman offered.
The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the cop, "dump all the garbage you want."
The American shrugs, opens up the large bags of garbage, and dumps them right on the flowers.
"Thanks for giving me a place to dump this stuff. This is very nice of you. Is this Russian courtesy?" asked the tourist.
"No. This is the American Embassy."
How long does it take a black lady to shit?
About 9 months.
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