Why did the Jews roam the desert for 400 years?
Someone lost a quarter.
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Why arent black people affended by thes jokes?
Because they cant read.
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Q: What do you call a hairy black?
A: A monkey.
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Failed my biology test today:
They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?"
Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.
Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road?
A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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Q: What do you get when you cross an alligator with a road runner?
A: A 100 mph nigger eater.
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Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?
A: A good days hunting.
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A zebra has wondered his whole life whether he was a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes.
When he dies and goes to heaven he asks God the question "Am I a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes?"
God responds, "You are what you are"
The zebra goes to his friends and tells them what God had said and that he still doesn't know the answer to his question.
One of his friends says, "Well, that means you are a white zebra with black stripes"
The zebra asks him why and the friend says, "Because otherwise God would have said 'You is what you is'"
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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