Why did the Jews roam the desert for 400 years?
Someone lost a quarter.
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now."
The Mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senor, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!"
The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use three english words in a sentence.
The three words are 'green,' 'pink,' and 'yellow.'"
The Mexican man thinks , then says, "Hmmm, okay.
The phone, it went green, green, green.
I pink it up and sez yellow?"
Q: If a black guy is driving a bicycle why shouldn't I hit him?
A: Because it's probably my bicycle.
Vote:
Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!"
"I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!"
Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
Vote:
What do you call a mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
Q: What do you call a group of black people.
A: An auction.
Vote:
Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo?
Because there were only 2 vans.
Why arent black people affended by thes jokes?
Because they cant read.
Vote:
Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times?
A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
Vote:
Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours?
A: Put Janet Reno in charge.