Why did the Jews roam the desert for 400 years?
Someone lost a quarter.
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How do you know when an Asian has been in your house?
Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!
What's the difference between a black man and a daycare?
A daycare knows when it has children.
What do u call a Mexican getting baptized?
Bean dip.
Q: What do you use when white people tell you to erase their history?
A: White out.
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What really separates black people from society?
Prison.
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Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green?
Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
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Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours?
A: Put Janet Reno in charge.
How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you?
You decorate your wiener with leaves.
Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.
Q: What do you call the most powerful white man on the planet?
A: The President of the Unit...sh*t.
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