CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time