Joke #9423

Yo mamma is like a piece of wood, flat and easy to nail.

Yo Mama so poor, when I asked her what's for dinner? She pulled out a shotgun and said "The next motherfucker that moves!"

Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"this must be Trump wall".

Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy only sees the other side of her every 4 years.

Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.

Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.

Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.

Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.

Yo momma so fat, when shes falling out the sky, people thought it was meteor shower.