Yo mamma is like a piece of wood, flat and easy to nail.
Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo mama so ugly Lady Liberty blew her torch out so she wouldn't have to see her.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her, "What are you doing?" and she said, "Moving".
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''