Yo mamma is like a piece of wood, flat and easy to nail.
"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"
Yo momma so poor... When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
Yo mama so poor, when she found a penny she thought she had hit the lottery.
I could have been your daddy, but the line was too long.
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"
Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!
Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.