Yo mamma is like a piece of wood, flat and easy to nail.
yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
Yo mama so ugly when she went to the bathroom, she scared the shit out of the toilet.
Yo Mama So fat... She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."
Yo momma’s so fat, her chairs have seat belts.
Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, her mama called her a treasure, so her daddy offered to bury her.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm one for each time zone she's in.