Joke #9423

Yo mamma is like a piece of wood, flat and easy to nail.

Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.

Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.

Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."

Your Mother is so fat, her water heater needs a nuclear reactor.

Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.

Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!

Yo' Mama's hair is so full of dandruff, when she shook her head, the principal called a snow day.

Your mama is so ugly she jumps and the gravity did not return.

Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.