Yo mamma is like a piece of wood, flat and easy to nail.
Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat.
Yo mama ass so big your dad's dick gets lost in it.
Yo mama cooking so bad, the flies chipped for a screen door!
Yo momma so poor... When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."
Yo' Mama is so ghetto, her wedding cake was made of cornbread.
Yo Momma is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!
Yo momma’s so ugly, they use her face as a cure for constipation.
Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
Yo momma’s so fat, her driver’s license says, ‘Picture continued on other side’.
Yo' Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her butt to go to the bathroom.