Yo mamma is like a piece of wood, flat and easy to nail.
Your momma so fat... I ran around her twice and got lost.
Yo mama is so stupid that when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.
Yo Momma so fat and ugly that when she applied to become a movie star she got the part "Godzilla".
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she only goes to the grocery store for free samples.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.