Yo mamma is like a piece of wood, flat and easy to nail.
Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair.
Yo' Mama is so old, she has sour cream in her boobs.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
Yo momma so poor... The building society repossessed her cardboard box.
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
Yo momma’s so ugly, yo daddy takes her to work just so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"