Yo mama is so ugly, she couldn't join an ugly contest, because was treated as a professional.
Yo mama farts so much there is a reason why Jupiter is made out of gas.
Yo mamma is on a weight diet, can't wait to eat.
Yo Momma's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.
Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo momma’s so ugly, if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.