Yo mama is so ugly, she couldn't join an ugly contest, because was treated as a professional.
Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.
Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Yo momma so old... She left her purse on Noah's Ark.
Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the army doesn’t use guns any more – they use her picture.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"this must be Trump wall".