Joke #9584

Yo mama is so ugly, she couldn't join an ugly contest, because was treated as a professional.

Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.

I'm not saying yo mama is a whore but her favorite shade of lipstick is penis.

Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.

Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.

Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.

Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.

Yo momma so fat that when she was seated in the last row, the plane couldn't get off the ground.

Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.

Yo' Mama is so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus.