Yo mama is so ugly, she couldn't join an ugly contest, because was treated as a professional.
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's!
Yo momma’s so stupid, she went to a mind reader and was only charged half price.
Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.
Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
Yo mama is so old that God doesn't remember her.
Yo' Mama is so flat, paper gets jealous.
Yo mama so damn ugly,her mom throw her out the hospital window when she was born and said"You ugly ass bitch".
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.