Joke #9584

Yo mama is so ugly, she couldn't join an ugly contest, because was treated as a professional.

Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her panties.

Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!

Yo' Mama is like marijuana everyone does her, but no one admits it.

Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

Yo mama so fat and stupid, she went to a grocery store and tried to gamble at Butterball.

What do you do if a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Pull out the pin and throw it back.

Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.

Your mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.

Yo momma’s so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.