Yo mama is so ugly, she couldn't join an ugly contest, because was treated as a professional.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.
Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she takes her bra off she looks like she has four big toes.
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy is still climbing back off.
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.