Joke #4592

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.

Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.

Yo momma so poor... When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."

Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!

Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Yo momma’s so ugly, if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.

Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.

Yo momma so fat that when she was seated in the last row, the plane couldn't get off the ground.

Yo mama so fat when she went sky diving in a blue jump suit, all the kids below said, "Ahhhh! The sky is falling!"

Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.

Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.