Yo momma’s so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.
Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.
Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair.
Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own zip code!
Yo' Mama is so dumb, she got fired from a blow job.
"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"
Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
Yo mama is so poor, rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.