Yo momma’s so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.
Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
Yo momma so poor... When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of crap is the bag.
Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.
Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she voted for a pit bull wearing lipstick.
Yo' Mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.