Joke #4592

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.

Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.

Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.

Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.

Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.

Yo momma’s so ugly, they put her face on box of laxatives and sold it empty.

Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.

Yo Momma's a brick, she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.