Yo momma’s so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.
Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!
Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.
Your mama is so short, she was able to get an job application with the Oompa Loompas!
Yo momma so stupid, she put 2 quarters to her ears and thought she was listenin’ to 50 Cent.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot dogs.
How much do I owe Yo' Mama? My dog came home happy last night.