Joke #4612

Yo momma’s so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours – for a quote!

Yo' Mama is so poor, when I asked where her bathroom was, she said, "Fourth bottle from the left."

Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.

Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.

Your mama is so short when she tried to get high she couldn't.

Yo momma’s so ugly, the army doesn’t use guns any more – they use her picture.

Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.

Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.

Yo momma's so fat... She's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.

Yo momma’s so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.

Yo mama so skinny... She turned sideways and dissapeared