Yo momma’s so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours – for a quote!
Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she was asked to leave the OTB.
Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own zip code!
"Yo momma so stupid she steals free bread!"
Yo' Mama is like a virus, if she spreads, we're all screwed.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
Yo momma’s so ugly, people make jokes about her.