Yo momma’s so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours – for a quote!
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
Yo mama so stupid somebody said "What's your IQ?" and she said gesundheit.
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.