Yo momma’s so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so ugly when she went to the bathroom, she scared the shit out of the toilet.
Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!
Yo momma's so fat... She's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo momma so old... Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!