Yo momma’s so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
Yo mama so dumb that when she looked in a mirror she yelled stop copying me.
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
Yo mamma’s so big, when she gets outside the house people start screaming: “Freak!”
Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.