Yo momma’s so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat.
Yo Momma's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.
Your momma so fat... When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.
Yo momma's clitoris is as long as my dick.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.
What do you do if a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Pull out the pin and throw it back.
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
Yo Momma is so fat… that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.