Yo momma’s so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy is still climbing back off.
Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.
Yo mama is so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider.
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!