Yo momma’s so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama like a door nob everyone gets a turn.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo mama is so poor, rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's!
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a weight machine and someone said "hey that's my phone number"!
Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!
Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man.
Your mama is so short, she was able to get an job application with the Oompa Loompas!