The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.