The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.