Q: Why do women wear black underwear?
A: They are mourning for the stiff they buried the night before.
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Q: Why do some women look at blank paper?
A: They like to read their rights.
A man and woman were on their first date.
The woman was trying to make conversation and said, "So I hear you hunt deer."
The man looked away and turned red.
"What's wrong?" asked the woman.
"I'm not used to someone calling me dear on the first date," the man said.
Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?"
Girl: "Do Not Enter!"
In the beginning of time, God created the world and then rested.
Then he created man and rested.
Then God created woman.
Since then neither God nor man has rested.
Question: Why do women have smaller feet than men?
Answer: So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Snooki is so short and orange that she works part time as a traffic cone.
I like my women the same as I like my whiskey ...
20 years old and mixed up with coke !