Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.