Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.