Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.