How can you tell she's a macho women?
She rolls her own tampons.
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Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series.
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Q: What do you call that useless piece of skin around a vagina?
A: A woman.
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What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?
Money.
Him: "Do you have a flat stomach?"
Me: "Yeah, but the L is silent.
Q: Why did God invent yeast infection?
A: So women know what it feels like to live with an annoying c*nt.
Q: What do you call a 900-pound woman with a yeast infection?
A: A whopper with cheese.
Boy calls 911.
Boy: Hello? I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!
911: So what's your emergency?
Boy: The ugly one is winning.
Woman to her husband while at it: "Please say dirty things to me!"
Man: "Bath, Kitchen, Living room..."
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.
He flicked it on. "It's a candle", he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.
The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
He shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates."
The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The Irishman replied, "These are Carol's"