Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe. It's now called Shakey's.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Chuck Norris sleeps with his gun over his pillow.
Insurance never covers you against damage sustained by Chuck Norris, as it's classed as an Act of God!
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.