What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroid's.
Remember the black guy from the Jetsons? Ain't the future great?
Q: Why should you be more afraid of a white guy in jail than a black guy? A: You know the white guy actually committed the crime.
Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses? Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored. The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers." The retard says ," OK ". When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling. He goes over and starts beating their asses. He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer. He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?" The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve. A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?" Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
Q: What is the difference between northern and southerner fairytales? A: Northerner starts off with "Once upon a time..." a southerner starts with "listen to this shit..."
What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white? A nigger that’s masturbating himself!
You know your f*cked when the Asian says, "shit", during the test.
What do u call a Mexican getting baptized? Bean dip.
What's the difference between a black man and a daycare? A daycare knows when it has children.