What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroid's.
I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine. So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
What do you call a pool filled with Black People? Coco Puffs.
What does the black kid across the street get for christmas? Your bike...
What does NBA stand for Niggas Boucing Around.
Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool? A: Coco puffs. Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool? A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit? A: The defendant.
Rappers are like the pens at the bank. They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
How do you fry a Mexican? You turn on the fence.
Q: What's long and black and smells like shit? A: The welfare line.
A Liverpool docker went to South Africa for a job. The boss tells him, "Its people like you we want here. Here's a test. There's a revolver, go out and shoot 6 niggers and a rabbit." The docker asks, "Why do I have to shoot the rabbit?" He got the job.