What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroid's.
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Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
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What do you call a pool filled with Black People?
Coco Puffs.
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You pull up her sleeve.
What do you call a black woman who got an abortion?
A member of crimestoppers of america.
A Pakistani boy took admission in an American school...
Teacher: "Whats your name?"
Boy: "Nadir"
Teacher: "No, now you are in America, your name is Johnny from today."
Boy went home and his mother asked: "How was the day Nadir?"
Boy: "I am an American now, so call me Johnny."
Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up. Next day he was back to school all bruised...
Teacher: "What happened Johnny?"
Boy: "Ma'm, just 6 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists."
Q: How do you know your black neighbor has moved?
A: The new neighbor has car insurance.
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So a jew, a homosexual and a black man walk into a bar.
The bartender says: "Get the fuck out!"
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A: Niggerettes.
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