What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroid's.
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What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?
A book has papers.
What’s the difference between a nigger and a canoe?
The canoe is floating!
If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?
What did God say when he created the first nigger?
Opps, I put the pubes on his head.
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship.
The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need."
The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
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How are vending machines and black men similar?
They don't work but they take your money.
The travelin' Texan picked up a sweet young thang in a bar and after several rounds, ordered the biggest steaks they had.
Later, they retired to his room, naturally the largest in the hotel.
As they undressed, he said, "I'm from Fort Worth, Texas, and we have the biggest of everything."
The girl only nodded and smiled.
As they began to make love, he exclaimed, "Golleeeee, lil' Lady! What part of Texas y'all from?"
Q: Do you know how Chinese people name their children?
A: They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang," "Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"
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Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place?
Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.
What do you call a school bus full of black people?
A rotten banana.
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