What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroid's.
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How do you know if an Asian robbed you?
Your homework is done and cats gone.
I thought I was real racist because I was liking those black men so black that if you looked at a picture of them, it looks like a negative.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
We killed the only one with a dream.
How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore?
It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".
Why do Jews watch porn backwards?
Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.
Gods walking around heaven taking a stroll and sees a little black baby all sad and depressed sitting on a curb, God asks him whats wrong the black boy says i wanna be a angel, so God snaps his fingers and the boy gets wings he is all excited, and he says am i an angel?
God says NO NIGGA YOU A BAT!
How do you fit 54 Jews in a car?
2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
Vote:
You know your f*cked when the Asian says, "shit", during the test.