Joke #9792

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroid's.

What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus? I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton

Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.

What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.

The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one’s gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign "Speedbird 206″: Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway." Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven." The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop. Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?" Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I’m looking up our gate location now." Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?" Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944 but I didn’t stop."

Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What does NBA stand for Niggas Boucing Around.

Whats the only thing darker than a black man? His Future.

Q: How do you know if you have a asian neighbour? A: They have been reported in over 10 car accidents on the news, their car has scratches, their on P's and they park one car on their driveway which is meant for to cars, and they park their second car in front of your house.

What's faster than a black guy running with a TV? His brother with the DVD player.

Q: What do you call a violent minority? A: A thug. Q: What do you call a violent white guy? A: Officer.