What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroid's.
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Q: Why don't black people like asprin?
A: They're sick of picking through cotton.
There was three Mexicans walking down the street when three old white guys approached them. The first white man said:
Whats up wet backs.
The first mexican said:
I am not wet, I am just greasy from stealing car parts.
The second old man said:
What the hells that smell, smells like beanery.
The second Mexican replies:
It don't smell like beanery, we just got back from taco bell.
The third mexican says:
YaYA, amigo, we just got back from Taco Bell.
The third white guys says:
I was talking to the bean, not the whole damn burrito.
My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping.
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What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus?
I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
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Q: How do you get a black girl pregnant?
A: Cum on a rock and let the flies do the rest.
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Why do white people have pets?
Because the aren't allowed black people anymore...
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a black person with a white person?
A: Bestiality.
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How are crayons like people?
No one likes the white ones.