What's a mexicans' favorite sport? Cross country.
Why is there no mexican olympics? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.
Why are black people so good at Basketball? Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler? Usain bolt can finish a race...
Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green? Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
Where's the safest place to be when a bunch of white guys are playing basketball? Under the Hoop
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
What does NBA stand for Niggas Boucing Around.