What do you get when you cross a brassiere with Texas?
Playtex.
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A: The person who gets the penny.
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A: Roll a 40 down the street.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
We killed the only one with a dream.
People can be so easy to read.
Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed.
Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.
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Have you heard of the new black Barbie doll?
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Q: Why can't white people swim?
A: Cause they get soggy.
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Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place?
Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.