What do you get when you cross a brassiere with Texas? Playtex.
How do you fit 54 Jews in a car? 2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.
Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a toilet? A: The toilet smells good when it gets cleaned.
Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses? Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese telephone. Wing, Wing, Halo
Q: Why do white people scare black people? A: Cause they always try kill your ass.
Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline? A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
Girlfriend left but my heart is not broken... My heart is not made in China!
How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed? Kick his teeth in.