What do you get when you cross a brassiere with Texas?
Playtex.
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Q:What's the most dangerous job in America?
A: The graveyard shift at a KFC in the projects.
What do you call a mexican rolling in sand?
A churro.
Q: What do you call a cremated black person?
A: 100% cocoa powder.
Vote:
What do you call a fat Chinese prostitute?
Chun Ki Ho.
Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black?
A: Vinegar!
Vote:
How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you?
You decorate your wiener with leaves.
Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.
Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?
There was only two vans.
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
Vote:
