What do you get when you cross a brassiere with Texas? Playtex.
What do you call a fat Chinese prostitute? Chun Ki Ho.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
Q: What does pontiac stand for? A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.
Q:Where does a mexican shop for books? A: Borders
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler? Usain bolt can finish a race...
What do you call a black woman who got an abortion? A member of crimestoppers of america.
Q: How do you blindfold a Gook? A: You use dental floss.