What do you get when you cross a brassiere with Texas?
Playtex.
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What’s the difference between a black and a white bull?
The white bull does: “Mooo”.
The black bull does: “Hey man, Mooo, man!”
A man on a beach sees a shark near a child in the shallows.
Ignoring personal safety, he dives in the water and, with his bare hands, kills the shark.
He brings the tot to shore and is met with tumultuous applause from spectators.
"Geez, mate" says a reporter "You should get a medal. What part of Australia are you from?"
Modestly our hero says: "Actually I'm from England."
The next days newspaper headline says "Pommy mongrel kills child's pet"
Q: Why dont black women wear panties to picknics?
A: To keep the flies off the chicken
One day I was walking on the streets when I saw someone running.
I stopped and asked them what happened, they said their neighbor lived in the dark and came today with black face.
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How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer?
It's not there...
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Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
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Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand?
A: Quatro Sinko.
Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place?
Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.
What do spongebob and an asian have in common?
They're both yellow and cant drive.
Q: What do you buy at a black guys garage sale?
A: Your shit back.
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