What do you get when you cross a brassiere with Texas?
Playtex.
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Stick a Rubik cube into vagina.
Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
What does a nigger do after sex?
25 years to life.
Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza.
A: One comes out of the oven alive.
Sheniqua was excited about her upcoming birthday.
She told her mother that uncle Leroy was going to take her to Florida for her birthday.
Her mother asked Leroy if this was true.
Leroy said "No. I told her when she turned seventeen I was goin to tampa with her."
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers?
He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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Why are asian people bad at driving?
Because they can't see.
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey.
Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing.
He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey.
After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead
She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it."
"Why?" asked the lady.
He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
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