Joke #9822

What do you get when you cross a brassiere with Texas? Playtex.

What's the difference between a black man and a daycare? A daycare knows when it has children.

Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common? A: Black are bigger than white.

What's a mexicans' favorite sport? Cross country.

Once you go asian you never miss an equation.

I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors. I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.

There's this black kid that goes to school and realizes teachers treat him differently than the white kids. So, he goes home, paints himself white and shows his dad. His dad beats the crud outta him. He shows his mother, "Hey Ma, Look! I'm white!" He gets beat by his mom too. Lastly, he shows his Grandmother, "Grandma, Look! I'm white! She beats him badly with her cane and sends him to his room. Later, his dad comes into his room and asks, "Son, did you learn anything out of this?" And the boy replies, "Duh! I've only been white for an hour and I already hate three niggers!"

There is a nigger and a Mexican in a car. Who is driving? Nethier, the cop is.

I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine. So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.

Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once? A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.

Q: What do you call a black light? A: A mixed person that shines too bright.