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What do you get when you cross a brassiere with Texas? Playtex.
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There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes. He payed $2,000. The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10. The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local.
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What happens to black people after they die? Nigger Mortis.
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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A rotten banana.
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A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The Mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senor, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!" The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use three english words in a sentence. The three words are 'green,' 'pink,' and 'yellow.'" The Mexican man thinks , then says, "Hmmm, okay. The phone, it went green, green, green. I pink it up and sez yellow?"
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I thought I was real racist because I was liking those black men so black that if you looked at a picture of them, it looks like a negative.
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How do you start a Jewish parade? Throw a penny down main street.
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Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works .
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Why shouldn't white people go swimming? Because crackers get soggy when wet.
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Whats long and Black?? The KFC line.
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What is a black persons's worst fear? Child Support.
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