What do you get when you cross a brassiere with Texas?
Playtex.
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A Liverpool docker went to South Africa for a job.
The boss tells him, "Its people like you we want here. Here's a test. There's a revolver, go out and shoot 6 niggers and a rabbit."
The docker asks, "Why do I have to shoot the rabbit?"
He got the job.
What's the problem with an Asian pet store?
There's always a kitchen in the back.
Q: What's long and black and smells like shit?
A: The welfare line.
Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto?
A: A victim.
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Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
How do you fry a Mexican?
You turn on the fence.
Q: What's the difference between a toilet and a Kardashian?
A: Nothing! They both accept big brown stinky turds!
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What did Stevie Wonder say when he found out he was blind?
"Well, at least I'm not black."
How do you tell if a black girls pregnant?
Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
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