What do you get when you cross a brassiere with Texas? Playtex.
What’s black with three feets? A piano!
What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.
When a white person delivers an asian baby. White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
White owl: who who. Black owl: who dat who dat.
Why is life like a box of fruit? Because when they go bad, they go black!
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called? Warden.
Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A: A victim.
Q: What do you call a redneck that's bursting into flames? A: A fire cracker.