What do you get when you cross a brassiere with Texas?
Playtex.
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Once upon time, there were three friends playing on a beach.
One kid's parents were good business people.
The second kid lives in a good family where he is taught to respect his elders.
The third kid was a poor redneck with an abusive father.
Anyways, they were playing on the beach when a helicopter crashed down into the water.
They saw a man drowning and all raced to save him.
As they pulled the man to shore they realized it was Obama.
The president then said, "Thank you kids for saving me! I'll give you each one wish!"
The first kid said he wanted a helicopter.
The second kid wished for some money.
And the redneck asked for a wheel chair.
Obama, concerned, asked why the poor boy wouldn't want some money for his family.
The kid replied, "Cause when pap finds out what I've done, I ain't gonna be walking for a pretty long time."
How are black people and wolves similar?
They both fight in packs.
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Q: How do u know a black person has been in your house?
A: Everything has gone.
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Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool?
A: Coco puffs.
Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool?
A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
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A: A firecracker.
Q: Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
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What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women?
An inmate.
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A fish is to water as Mexican is to lawn mower.
Q: Why do Americans like black candles?
A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.
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