What do you get when you cross a brassiere with Texas?
Playtex.
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What do you call a bunch of white people in a elevator?
A box of crakers.
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Which traffic sign allows you to make a U-turn on a highway in Finland?
You are approaching the Russian border.
What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.
Q: What do you call a black priest?
A: Holy Shit.
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers?
He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times?
A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
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Q: Whats faster than a black person with a TV?
A: His brother with a VCR.
Q: What do you call a white guy with 5 black friends?
A: Coach!
A Liverpool docker went to South Africa for a job.
The boss tells him, "Its people like you we want here. Here's a test. There's a revolver, go out and shoot 6 niggers and a rabbit."
The docker asks, "Why do I have to shoot the rabbit?"
He got the job.
Q: How do you piss off a white person?
A: Call him a racist.
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