What do you get when you cross a brassiere with Texas?
Playtex.
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What's the problem with an Asian pet store?
There's always a kitchen in the back.
If the world were a jacket where would the blacks go?
The Hood.
A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face.
"Owch!" the Chinese man says.
"What was that for?"
"That was for Pearl Harbor," the Jewish man says.
"But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?"
And the Jewish man sits back down.
Then, the Chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face.
"Ouch!" the Jewish man says. "What was that for?"
"That was for the Titanic," the Chinese man says.
"But that was an iceberg!"
"Ice berg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"
How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.
How did the black guy escape from jail?
He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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Q:What's black on top of white?
A: Rape
Q:What's white on top of black?
A: Society
An Indian and an African walk into a bar...
Just jokin'.
It's just two liberal white women.
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Q: What do you call a white guy with 5 black friends?
A: Coach!
Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves?
A: Rasin Brand.
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What do you call 3 black guys sky diving?
Air pollution.
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