What do you get when you cross a brassiere with Texas?
Playtex.
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What does the black kid across the street get for christmas?
Your bike...
Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale?
To get his stuff back.
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Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
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Rappers are like the pens at the bank.
They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
Why is life like a box of fruit?
Because when they go bad, they go black!
In Heaven:
The cooks are French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Greek,
The bankers are Swiss.
In Hell:
The cooks are English,
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss,
The bankers are Greek.
Q: Why are white people called crackers.
A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.
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How many white cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs?
None. He fell.
Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican.
They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back.
We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head".
The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head.
The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams.
They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.
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Joke has 61.89 % from 332 votes. More jokes about: black people, desert island, food, mexican, racist