What do you get when you cross a brassiere with Texas?
Playtex.
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Once upon time, there were three friends playing on a beach.
One kid's parents were good business people.
The second kid lives in a good family where he is taught to respect his elders.
The third kid was a poor redneck with an abusive father.
Anyways, they were playing on the beach when a helicopter crashed down into the water.
They saw a man drowning and all raced to save him.
As they pulled the man to shore they realized it was Obama.
The president then said, "Thank you kids for saving me! I'll give you each one wish!"
The first kid said he wanted a helicopter.
The second kid wished for some money.
And the redneck asked for a wheel chair.
Obama, concerned, asked why the poor boy wouldn't want some money for his family.
The kid replied, "Cause when pap finds out what I've done, I ain't gonna be walking for a pretty long time."
I thought I was real racist because I was liking those black men so black that if you looked at a picture of them, it looks like a negative.
Q: Why are white people called crackers.
A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.
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Life is like a box of chocolates:
A lot of people can't stand the dark ones.
What do you call a black woman who got an abortion?
A member of crimestoppers of america.
Q: What is the difference between northern and southerner fairytales?
A: Northerner starts off with "Once upon a time..." a southerner starts with "listen to this shit..."
Q: Why are most democrats black
A: Black people are idiots.
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How do you hide your money from a mexican?
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
Zero.
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions?
Crime fighter.
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