Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just Juan.
How do you find the population of a Mexican village? Roll a quarter down the street.r
Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink? A: A terrorpist."
Q: What happens when you put your hand in a bag of jelly beans? A: The black one takes your watch.
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
"Hey, today we got the four of clubs. A guy named Samir al-Aziz, a Ba'ath party bad guy. And we now have the four of clubs, the five of clubs, the five of spades and the seven of diamonds. I don't know what game they're playing at the White House, but today, when it was confirmed that we had the four of clubs, Condoleezza Rice had to take off her blouse." Bill Maher "The Pentagon said this week that the war in Iraq has cost $20 billion so far. The breakdown is operations: $10 billion; personnel: $6 billion; getting Bush re-elected: priceless." Bill Maher "The president boasted at the top of his press conference that we have the support now of Britain and Spain for our attack on Iraq. You know, when you want to make it perfectly clear to the world that you're not an imperialist, the people you want in your corner are Britain and Spain." Bill Maher "Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles. President Bush said, 'Please, I used to pull the same trick. There'd be an intervention, I'd make a big show of pouring out the liquor and then there was a case under the floorboards.'" Bill Maher.
How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer? It's not there...
Q: Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? A: He thought he was melting.
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: About 9 months.
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
A young Jewish Mom walks her son to the school bus corner on his first day of kindergarten. "Behave, my bubaleh," she says. "Take good care of yourself and think about your Mother, tataleh!" "And come right back home on the bus, schein kindaleh." "Your Mommy loves you a lot, my ketsaleh!" At the end of the school day the bus comes back and she runs to her son and hugs him. "So what did my pupaleh learn on his first day of school?" The boy answers, "I learned my name is David."