Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just Juan.
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A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds.
It goes ching chong wu.
So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound.
Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river.
The black guy ask was that noise.
The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative.
See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun.
The black guy says let me try.
He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
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Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit?
A: The defendant.
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My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.
I've got this black friend... just kidding.
Why do white people have pets?
Because the aren't allowed black people anymore...
Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand?
A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
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Once upon time, there were three friends playing on a beach.
One kid's parents were good business people.
The second kid lives in a good family where he is taught to respect his elders.
The third kid was a poor redneck with an abusive father.
Anyways, they were playing on the beach when a helicopter crashed down into the water.
They saw a man drowning and all raced to save him.
As they pulled the man to shore they realized it was Obama.
The president then said, "Thank you kids for saving me! I'll give you each one wish!"
The first kid said he wanted a helicopter.
The second kid wished for some money.
And the redneck asked for a wheel chair.
Obama, concerned, asked why the poor boy wouldn't want some money for his family.
The kid replied, "Cause when pap finds out what I've done, I ain't gonna be walking for a pretty long time."
The anniversary of 9/11 approaches and I don't usually buy in to conspiracy theories, but did you spot that if you add 9 and 11 you get 20.
And that is curiously the average IQ of an American