Joke #3597

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just Juan.

What do u call 4 mexicans sinking in quicksand? Quatro,sinko.

How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.

Whats the only thing darker than a black man? His Future.

What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog? A tourist.

There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor. A white family lives on the top floor. A mexican family lives on the second floor. A nigger family lives on the botom floor. At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it. Which family lived? The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.

A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way. The captain then declares "All African Americans, jump overboard!" A niglet tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggers today!"

Q: Why some people are black? A: Cause the iris diaphragm received much light.

Q: If a black guy is driving a bicycle why shouldn't I hit him? A: Because it's probably my bicycle.

What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"