Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just Juan.
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How many white cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs?
None. He fell.
The world is like a jar of jelly beans.
Everybody hates the black ones.
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A white man walks into a bar and says to a bartender "Hey nigger. Gimme a beer".
The bartender says "Don't say that to me. What happened if I said something like that to you?".
"The white man says "I don't know lets find out".
They switch places.
The black comes in and said "Hey honkey, gimme a f*ckin' beer".
The white man says "Sorry. We don't serve niggers"
Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
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Q: Whats faster than a black person with a TV?
A: His brother with a VCR.
What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt?
"Help I'm not break dancing"
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What do spongebob and an asian have in common?
They're both yellow and cant drive.
What do you say when you see your TV floating in the dark?
"Drop it nigger!"
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What do you call Black people running down a hill?
Jail break.
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Q: What do you call a Jew with a mental disability?
A: Auschwitztic.
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