Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just Juan.
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
What's the problem with an Asian pet store? There's always a kitchen in the back.
An Indian and an African walk into a bar... Just jokin'. It's just two liberal white women.
How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss!
A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve. A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?" Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
How do you tell when time is reversing? When a Jew drops a coin on the ground.
Q: Whats faster than a black person with a TV? A: His brother with a VCR.
What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman? The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
How can you tell a black guy has been on your computer? It's not there.
How do you find the population of a Mexican village? Roll a quarter down the street.r