Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just Juan.
How do Chinese people name their kids? Throw a spoon down the stairs. CHING CHANG CHONG TING.
Basketball is the perfect game for a black person. All you do is run, shoot and steal.
How do you tell when time is reversing? When a Jew drops a coin on the ground.
School is like a boner, long and hard. Unless you're Asian...
I thought I was real racist because I was liking those black men so black that if you looked at a picture of them, it looks like a negative.
Why do white people have pets? Because the aren't allowed black people anymore...
What's faster than a black guy running with a TV? His brother with the DVD player.
Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car? A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet? Identification.
If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?