Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just Juan.
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Murmurs the other woman.
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A: Because the air is free.
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A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.
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What do you say when you see your TV floating in the dark?
"Drop it nigger!"
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Q: How do u know a black person has been in your house?
A: Everything has gone.
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