What goes: "Click-is that it?
Click-is that it?
Click-is that it?"
A blind person with a rubix cube.
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The dog plays with it more.
A golfer walks into the clubhouse of the local country club.
He tells the golf pro behind the counter that he wants to do 18 and he is going to need a caddy.
The golf pro informs him that the country club is running a promotion and if he tries out one of their experimental robot caddies, he can golf for free.
The golfer agrees and takes out the robot.
While on the golf course the robot caddy tells the golfer the wind speed, distance, even how hard to hit which club. He has the best game of his life.
The next time the golfer goes to the country club, he tells the golf pro that he wants to do 18 holes and that he wants to get one of the robot caddies.
He informs the golfer that they don't have the robot caddies anymore.
The golfer, all upset, tells him how great they were and asks him what happened.
The golf pro tells him that members were complaining that the sun would reflect of their metallic material and into their eyes.
The golfer asks him why they didn't just paint the robots black?
The golf pro said that they did paint them into black robot caddies, but the next day, 3 of them didn't show up and the other 3 robbed the pro shop.
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Piranhas in the aquarium: sink your finger, lose your finger-game!
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A: A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.
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Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway?
He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
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In a park people come across a man playing chess against a dog.
They were astonished and said: "What a clever dog!"
But the man protested and replied:
"No, no, he isn't that clever.
I'm leading by three games to one!"
What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
Crib death.
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Doctor: "That is what I want to find out myself."
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Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game...
While using a golf ball.
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