Joke #9832

What goes: "Click-is that it? Click-is that it? Click-is that it?" A blind person with a rubix cube.
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A golfer walks into the clubhouse of the local country club. He tells the golf pro behind the counter that he wants to do 18 and he is going to need a caddy. The golf pro informs him that the country club is running a promotion and if he tries out one of their experimental robot caddies, he can golf for free. The golfer agrees and takes out the robot. While on the golf course the robot caddy tells the golfer the wind speed, distance, even how hard to hit which club. He has the best game of his life. The next time the golfer goes to the country club, he tells the golf pro that he wants to do 18 holes and that he wants to get one of the robot caddies. He informs the golfer that they don't have the robot caddies anymore. The golfer, all upset, tells him how great they were and asks him what happened. The golf pro tells him that members were complaining that the sun would reflect of their metallic material and into their eyes. The golfer asks him why they didn't just paint the robots black? The golf pro said that they did paint them into black robot caddies, but the next day, 3 of them didn't show up and the other 3 robbed the pro shop.
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How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
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I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today. I had to drop the bomb two or three times before she finally got it.
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Q: What's the only thing faster than a black man running away with your TV? A: His son running away with your VCR.
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What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny.
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Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
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Q: Why do old Jews have outhouses? A: Because their afraid of the showers.
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Doctor to Patient: "Don’t worry about your heart. It will function as long as you live."
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Woman delivers baby. Doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging "WHY!?" Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says "I'm just fucking with you, it was born dead".
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Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
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