There was a 3 car accident in Mexico yesterday, 84 people were found dead.
Q: What's a terrorists favorite American football team? A: The New York Jets.
A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked. She simply replied, "No peer pressure."
Why was the cannibal fined by the judge? He was caught poaching.
A guy wasn’t feeling well and went to the doctor for a check up. He did the tests and waited. After a while, the doctor came in with the results. "Unfortunately, I have very bad news! You’re seriously ill! You have really not much time to live.." "Doctor..! How much time do I have..?" "Ten..." "Ten what? Months? Years? What?!" "Nine...Eight...Seven..."
What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.
Black humour is like a pair of legs. Not everyone has it.
What is the difference between a fridge and a kid? A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding? A baby in a microwave.
Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? A: The cost.
Smith was hit by a car, died, and went to heaven. And everyone who goes to heaven has to work. God went up to Smith, and said: Smith, you are going to make babies. Here is this wheel, and every time you turn it, a baby will come out. For hours, Smith spun the wheel at full speed, then he started to get tired. As he was slowing down, a black baby came out...and Smith said: **** I better hurry because they are burning."