There was a 3 car accident in Mexico yesterday, 84 people were found dead.
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After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: "Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers".
She replies: "Oh my god am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?"
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Q: How many Ethiopians can you fit into a telephone booth?
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Q: What's more offensive than a truck full of dead babies?
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Q: Whats worse then a barrel of dead babies?
A: There is one at the bottom that is still alive.
Q: Whats worse then that?
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Q: Whats worse then that?
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Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep?
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Why is there always hot water at childbirth?
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Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew?
A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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