There was a 3 car accident in Mexico yesterday, 84 people were found dead.
First cannibal: "Come and have dinner in our but tonight." Second cannibal: "What are you having?" First cannibal: "Hard-boiled legs."
What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last big hit was The Wall.
How did they know that the driver had dandruff? They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.
"Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place?" "He was sacked for making a grave mistake."
Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a balanced meal.
Two cannibals are enjoying a Thanksgiving dinner and a light conversation about all things family. "I just can't stand my mother-in-law," sighs one. "That's quite understandable," nods the other one, "why don't you just have the potatoes with the gravy?"
Good news, I've been given a goldfish for my birthday... The bad news is that I don't get the bowl until my next birthday!
Q: How does every black joke start? A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She’s laid on a hospital trolley bed with nothing on, except a sheet over her. The nurse pushes the trolley down the corridor towards the operating theatre, where she leaves the girl on the trolley outside, while she goes in to check whether everything is ready. A young man wearing a white coat approaches, lifts the sheet up and starts examining her naked body. He puts the sheet back and then walks away and talks to another man in a white coat. The second man comes over, lifts the sheet and does the same examinations. When a third man does the same thing, but more closely, she grows impatient and says: “All these examinations are fine and appreciated, but when are you going to start the operation?” The man in the white coat shrugged his shoulders: “I have no idea. We’re just painting the corridor.”