There was a 3 car accident in Mexico yesterday, 84 people were found dead.
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Them: "You're driving!"
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Q: Where does a black jew go?
A: The back of the oven.
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A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island.
After one month the woman says:
"I can not proceed in this way."
And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they dig up the woman.
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Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?
Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window, and on the hood....
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Q: What's the difference between Auschwitz and Sarajevo?
A: At least they had gas in Auschwitz.
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Some people just need a hug… Around the neck… with a rope.
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What did the cannibal say when he was full?
I couldn't eat another mortal.
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What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman?
A baby with a black eye!
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What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
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