There was a 3 car accident in Mexico yesterday, 84 people were found dead.
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"Here's my second son.
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Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first?
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Looking at the beginning of course, he sees a coffin behind a gentleman with a little dog followed by the crowd.
Approaching the owner and he asks him:
"What happened here, man?"
"Pff, my mother-in-law died," he said.
"Hush how sad eh… And, if allowed, how?"
"My dog bit her…"
"You don't tell me! Could you lend him to me just for tonight?"
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