Why was cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.
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When they climb up, they find three gunnysacks and decide to put them over their heads for camouflage.
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he sheriff tell his deputy to go up and check out the hayloft.
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The deputy told him just three gunnysacks.
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So the deputy told the sheriff there was a dog in the first one.
Then he kicked the one with the brunette in it and she went “Meow.”
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Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station?
Because it's a mane-lion station.
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Any friend of yours is a palomino!
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A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
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What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare line.