Why was cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.
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A husband and wife are eating soup.
The wife spills soup all over her and says:
"Oh no, I look like a pig"
"Yes and you also have soup all over you!"
Q: What animal could Noah not trust?
A: Cheetah.
It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
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What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes?
A dumb bunny.
What would you do if your were in a large room, all sealed up, no windows, the door was locked, and there were 5 hungry tigers, 32 vultures, 17 spitting cobras, 213 tarantulas, 1 laywer, and you had a gun with only two bullets?
Shoot the lawyer twice.
Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day?
A: I'm bakin'.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam.
Q: Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple?
A: Finding half a worm."
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If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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