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How could the dolphin afford to buy a house? He prawned everything.
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Q: Where did the newlywed horses stay? A: In the bridle suite.
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Johnny was playing outside when he really had to go to the bathroom. He runs in and his grandma was about to take a shower. He looks at her crotch and says, "Whats that?" She says: "Well, it's a beaver, Johnny." The next day the same thing happens, only his mom is taking the shower. He says: "Mom I know what that is. It's a beaver, but I think grandma's is dead because it's tongue is hanging out."
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A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog is thrilled, "This is great! "Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks. "No," says the psychic, "in biology class."
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What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef.
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How did that bullfight come out? Oh, it was a toss-up.
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What do you call an unusual rabbit? A rare hare.
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Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues? Because he had a stinking cold.
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What did one skunk say to another? And so do you.
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A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost his cigarettes. In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump. ''No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack of smokes,'' he said to himself. He proceeded to get out his hammer and flattened the hump. As he was cleaning up, the lady came in. ''Here,'' she said, handling him his pack of cigarettes. ''I found them in the hallway.'' ''Now,'' she said, ''if only I could find my parakeet.''
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