How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
He prawned everything.
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Dragon milk.
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Q: Why do hippos have to have sex in water?
A: Ever try to keep two tons of pussy wet?
What's a rabbits favorite musical?
Hare.
When does a female deer need money?
When she doesnt have a buck.
A tourist on a farm asked the farmer why one pig had a wooden leg.
The farmer said, "That pig is the bravest pig I ever saw."
"So why does he have a wooden leg?" the tourist asked.
"One night, our house caught on fire, and he came inside and woke us all up."
The tourist asked again, "So, why does that pig have a wooden leg?"
"You can't eat a pig that brave all at once!"
Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes.
They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "Ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them."
And the other rabbit says, "We're going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother."
What do you call a dinosaur that destroys everything in its path?
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
