Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?
A) It doesn't matter, he won't come!
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Hopefully, he’ll think the cat did it.
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Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round.
Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road?
A: To get hit by my car.
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He came across two men.
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The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him.
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Ronnie goes to the auction.
He notices a parrot that was on auction.
Ronnie decides to bid for it and so Ronnie starts off with 50 Dollars.
Auctioneer: 50 Dollars
Voice: 100 Dollars
Ronnie: 200 Dollars
Voice: 300 Dollars
Ronnie: 400 Dollars
Voice: 750 Dollars
Ronnie: 800 Dollars
Auctioneer 800 going once, twice and the parrot is sold.
Ronnie to the Auctioneer "I hope this Parrot can speak as I have spent a lot of money on it."
Auctioneer Laughing: "Who do you think was Bidding against you.