Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe. It's now called Shakey's.
James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.