In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain...the snake died.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
Who's the biggest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that b*tch swallowed balls till she died.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.