In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Who's the biggest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that b*tch swallowed balls till she died.
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.
Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.