In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Chuck Norris was born feet first. It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
Who's the biggest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that b*tch swallowed balls till she died.
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself