What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?
A merry dairy.
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What do cows wear when they are on vacation in Hawaii?
Moo moos.
Q: What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?
A: Bison.
How do you know when you honeymoon is over?
When he no longer smiles as he scrapes the burnt toast.
One of the two adult female friends got married and went on honeymoon to Hawaii.
On return curious other girl asked her friend, “What sightseeing places did you go in Hawaii and what did you see?”
The honeymoon girl explained, “For seven days, I saw only the fan on the ceiling of the room and occasionally when turned around, I saw the bed sheet too.”
What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?
Shipped beef.
What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?
He whale-d.
A waitress walks up to a man to take his order.
"I'd like to get the turtle soup, please."
The waitress walks off to go get his order, but the man changes his mind and decides he wants the pea soup instead.
"Hold the turtle, make it pea!"
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Q: What do women and cats have in common?
A: Pussy farts.