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What do cows wear when they are on vacation in Hawaii? Moo moos.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert? A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
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Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey? A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!
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What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski-moos.
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What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy.
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In what state will you find the most cows? Moo York.
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Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm!
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An Indian soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO says "Are you crazy? You just join the Indian army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!" So the soldier comes back a day later in a Pakistani tank! The CO was so impressed, he asked "How did you do it?" "Well, I jumped in a tank, and went toward the Border. As I saw a Pakistani tank. I put my white flag up, the Pakistani tank put his white flag up. I said to the Pakistani soldier, "Do you want to get a three-day pass? So we exchanged tanks!"
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Man visits India and meets an old man in the town square who is renowned for his elephantine memory. He asks the old man what he had for breakfast on the same day 15 years back. "Eggs," replies the old man, the man scoffs at this saying everyone has eggs for breakfast and walks away. Ten years later he returns to India and sees the same old man on the same spot, goes to him and asks, "How?" The old man takes one look at his face and replies, "Scrambled."
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