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Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey? A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!
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Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving? A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.
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Q: What is a turkey's favorite dessert? A: Peach gobbler.
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A Football team was on the field during practice, when to their surprise, a big turkey suddenly walked up to the coach and demanded a tryout. "Are you crazy," hollered the coach, "we don’t give tryouts to turkeys." Before he knew it the turkey started dashing towards the football and made a fantastic catch. "That was amazing," exclaimed the coach. "I have never seen anything like that! How much do you want for a year?" "Don’t worry about money," said the turkey, "let me just ask you something, does the season go past thanksgiving?"
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What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy.
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Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven!
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What do cows wear when they are on vacation in Hawaii? Moo moos.
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Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner? He was already stuffed!
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