Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey? A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!
Q: What is a turkey's favorite dessert? A: Peach gobbler.
Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert? A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving? A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.
A Football team was on the field during practice, when to their surprise, a big turkey suddenly walked up to the coach and demanded a tryout. "Are you crazy," hollered the coach, "we don’t give tryouts to turkeys." Before he knew it the turkey started dashing towards the football and made a fantastic catch. "That was amazing," exclaimed the coach. "I have never seen anything like that! How much do you want for a year?" "Don’t worry about money," said the turkey, "let me just ask you something, does the season go past thanksgiving?"
What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy.
Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven!
What do cows wear when they are on vacation in Hawaii? Moo moos.
Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner? He was already stuffed!
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
One day, Little Johnny overheard his parents fighting. Later, he asked what "bitch" and "bastard" mean. They explained that they mean "lady" and "gentleman." The next day, he overheard his parents having sex. He later asked what "penis" and "vagina" mean. His parents explained that they refer to "hats" and "coats." At supper the next day, Little Johnny's mom cut her finger in the kitchen and yelled, "Oh f**k!" Little Johnny asked what that meant, and she said it means "cut." A week later, guests arrive for Thanksgiving dinner. Little Johnny welcomes them at the door, saying, "Hello bitches and bastards! Hurry up with your penises and vaginas we can't wait to f**k the turkey!"