Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey? A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!
Q: What is a turkey's favorite dessert? A: Peach gobbler.
Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert? A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving? A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.
A Football team was on the field during practice, when to their surprise, a big turkey suddenly walked up to the coach and demanded a tryout. "Are you crazy," hollered the coach, "we don’t give tryouts to turkeys." Before he knew it the turkey started dashing towards the football and made a fantastic catch. "That was amazing," exclaimed the coach. "I have never seen anything like that! How much do you want for a year?" "Don’t worry about money," said the turkey, "let me just ask you something, does the season go past thanksgiving?"
What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy.
Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven!
What do cows wear when they are on vacation in Hawaii? Moo moos.
Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner? He was already stuffed!
Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey.
A baby hedgehog lost itself, in the garden. Sad, he strolls from here to there, whereupon he bumps in a cactus and full of hope he says: Mama, is that you?