What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?
A cud thud.
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A farmer and a son live on a farm.
The farmer is sitting in the kitchen when his son comes in from the barn with a large glass of white liquid.
He is so excited because he's just milked a cow.
Then he takes a big drink from the glass.
His father just stares at him.
"Son, we don't have a cow. We have a bull."
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‘Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in?
I think that’s how dogs spend their lives.’
Sue Murphy
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
(A gummy bear!)
What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?
A bull pull.
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day.
One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby?
One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies.
Rape
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yep, that they do.
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Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?
Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck.
Why are rabbits never gold?
How would you tell them apart from goldfish?
A man walks into a bar, after buying a beer he looks around the bar and sees three men and a dog playing cards.
Amazed, the man wanders over and starts watching the game.
Aftere watching the game for ten minutes, the man leans over to one of the other player's and whispers "
Wow, that's a really smart dog!".
The man whispers backs "He isn't that smart, every time he gets a good hand, he wags his tail!"