What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?
Cold cream.
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An elderly couple was just settled down for bed when the old man realized he left the lights on in the greenhouse in the back yard.
Then they heard voices.
Three men had broken into the greenhouse.
Scared, they called the police.
The dispatcher replied, he would send an officer as soon as one became available as they were all out on calls.
The old man waited for a few minutes and called Dispatch again.
He told Dispatch, "Don't worry about sending an officer, I shot the robbers and now the dogs are eating their bodies!"
In no time at all, police were all over the place and captured the robbers red-handed!
One of the cops asked the old man, "I thought you said you shot the robber and your dogs were eating them.
" The old man replied, "I thought you said, there weren't any officers available."
What's the important part of a horse?
The manr part.
What do you call a dinosaur with magic powers?
Tyrannosaurus Hex.
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A: He was having a bad hare day!
Q: What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
A: An alarm cluck!
Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with herpes?
A: The guy who gave it to him.
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What do dinosaurs put on their floors?
Rep-tiles.
Why did the indecisive chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side… er, no… to go shopping… no, not that either… damn it!
On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
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