When do rabbits have buck teeth?
When their parents won't get them braces.
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Cowboom!
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Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.
Why are rabbits like calculators?
They both multiply a lot.
What do you call a frog with no legs?
It doesn't matter- he won't come anyway.
If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first?
The mountain lion.
You can always shoot the bull.
A man asks a farmer near a field, "Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train."
The farmer says, "Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you'll even catch the 4:11 one."
Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row.
The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.