Joke #10373

When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won't get them braces.
Vote: has 54.26 % from 13 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: animal

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Three blondes were walking through a field when they came across a set of tracks. The first blonde looked down at the tracks and said, "I think they could be bird tracks." The second blonde went to look and said, "No, I think these are deer tracks." They stepped aside and the third blonde went over to the tracks. She looked down, then got run over by the train!
Vote: has 67.64 % from 28 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: animal, blonde, death
I just watched a squirrel bury a nut in my front yard. I'm going to dig it up and replace it with a Cadbury egg. That'll blow his little mind.
Vote: has 54.16 % from 10 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: animal
What's a rabbits favorite book? Hop on Pop.
Vote: has 56.86 % from 14 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: animal
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house everyone felt shitty even the mouse. Mom at the whorehouse and dad smoking grass, I settled down for a nice piece of ass. When all of a sudden I heard such a clatter, I sprung from my place to see what was the matter. When out on the lawn I saw a big dick, I new in a moment it must be Saint Nick. He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, I knew in a moment the f*cker had fell. He filled all of our stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer. He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart, the son of a b*tch tore the chimney apart. He swore and he cursed as he flew out of sight, "piss on you all and have a hell of a night."
Vote: has 59.58 % from 129 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: animal, Christmas, dirty, fart
The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
Vote: has 59.19 % from 15 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, sport
Question: What’s worse than a male chauvinistic pig? Answer: A woman that doesn’t do what she’s told.
Vote: has 50.64 % from 34 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: animal, women
A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. "Look in the lion's mouth," the vet told him. "How do I do that?" he asked. "Carefully," replied the vet.
Vote: has 62.41 % from 9 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: animal
Two drunks had just gotten thrown out of the bar and are walking down the street when they come across this dog, sitting on the curb, licking his balls. They stand there watching and after a while one of them says, " I sure wish I could do that!" The other one looks at him and says, "Well, I think I'd pet him first".
Vote: has 26.98 % from 10 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: alcohol, animal, bar, dog, drunk
How do you weigh a whale? On Whale Weigh Scales.
Vote: has 52.18 % from 15 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: animal
Me: Hey look its Nemo! Worker: Sir, that's a clown fish. Me: Bitch, that's a Nemo!
Vote: has 18.30 % from 22 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: animal, fish