Joke #10373

When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won't get them braces.

I thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 minutes before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon.

One day, two skunks named In and Out, asked their mother if they could go into a store and play. Their mother said yes, but only for an hour. An hour later, only Out came back. Their mother said, "Out, you'd better go back in and find In." About 10 seconds later, Out comes back with In. Their mother asked how Out found In so quickly. "Easy." Out said. "In-stincts."

How do you make a rabbit fast? Don't feed it.

I hear you take milk baths. That's right. Why? I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.

Why are there no zebras in Czech zoos? Czechs and stripes don’t mix.

If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped. What's a tiger? A stri-ped.

Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court. "Mickey," the judge says, "I'm sorry. I can't grant you a divorce on the grounds of insanity. Minnie seems quite sane to me." "I didn't say she was insane," exclaims Mickey. "I said she was f**king Goofy."

What do cows read at the breakfast table? The moospaper.

Q: Why is a sheep better than a woman? A: A sheep doesn't care if you fuck her sister.

Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.