When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won't get them braces.
A mean horseman went into a saddler's shop and asked for one spur. "One spur?" asked the saddler. "Surely you mean a pair of spurs, sir?" "No, just one," replied the horseman. "If I can get one side of the horse to go, the other side is bound to come with it!"
What did the male squirrel say when the female attacked him... Get away from my nuts.
What's a pet's favorite day? Saint Petrick's Day.
One day little Bill was playing in the sand out of the sun underneath his front steps. Soon his mother walked up the steps without underwear due to the heat of the day and little Bill looked up and yelled out, ''Mother, what's that black thing that you're carrying under your dress?'' ''Don't worry, Bill, it's just a squirrel,'' she said. So little Bill kept on playing, and soon his grandmother came along, also without underwear, and little Bill looked up and said, ''Grammie what is that hairy animal under your dress?'' ''Ah, it's a squirrel,'' she answered. So little Bill asked his grandmother, ''Why is it that your squirrel is grey intead of black?'' The grandmother replied, ''If your mother's squirrel had popped the nuts that this one has popped, it would be gray too.''
What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand.
What do cows usually fly around in? Helicowpters and Bulloons.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl? A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot.
What do you call a neurotic octopus? A crazy, mixed-up squid.
Question: Why did the Army send do many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf? Answer: They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.
What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny.