Joke #9974

What do you call a tired cow? Milked out.

What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk? A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.

There was a blonde a redhead and a brunette running from a cop. They hide in potato sacks. The officer kicks each bag....when he kicks the redheads bag she goes meow....when he kick the brunettes bag she goes ruff...when he kicks the blondes bag she goes potatoes!

A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didn't show up at the church. He got colt feet.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Actually, it's kangaroo!

What do cows like to do at amoosement parks? Ride on the roller cowster.

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A milk dud.

Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf.

Question: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull? Answer: Lipstick.

Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk. As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, "Vietnam, 1969." The other points his thumb behind him and says, "Dog crap, 20 feet back."

Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.