Joke #9974

What do you call a tired cow? Milked out.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hippo? A: One has a big mouth and a fat ass. The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies.

A man has his car full of penguins. He drives past a policeman, but the policeman stops him. He says. "Hey, you! Yeah, you! You should take those penguins to the zoo!" The man does that. The next day in the same spot, the man still has the penguins. Once again he drives past the policeman. "Hey, I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo!" "I did," replies the man. "We had so much fun that were going to the beach today!"

Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner? He was already stuffed!

What do you get if you cross a cat with a gorilla? An animal that puts you out at night.

What is the most famous shark? William Sharkspeare.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.

A psychiatrist had no patients in his office and he was bored. Suddenly , the door opened slowly and a man crept into the room on four legs. His mouth was full with pieces of colored plastic. He was holding strange objects in his hands. He was dragging cables along behind himself. The doctor was glad because of the visit and exclaimed, "And what do we have here, a little snake? Come to Uncle Doctor, my snake..." The man shook his head. "Oh, sorry, I didn't notice your legs. You're a dragon, right?" The man shook his head again angrily. "Sorry... a worm?" The visitor spitted out the plastic pieces. "Go to hell, you idiot! I'm the system administrator and I came to change your LAN cable!"

Q: Which side of a deer has the most meat? A: The inside.

Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven!