What do you call a tired cow?
Milked out.
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Q:Why did the cow cross the road?
A:To go to the moo-vies.
One day, two skunks named In and Out, asked their mother if they could go into a store and play.
Their mother said yes, but only for an hour.
An hour later, only Out came back.
Their mother said, "Out, you'd better go back in and find In."
About 10 seconds later, Out comes back with In.
Their mother asked how Out found In so quickly.
"Easy."
Out said.
"In-stincts."
Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.
Q: Why do gorillas have big noses?
A: Because they have big fingers!
Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent.
They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
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A scientist and a philosopher were being chased by a hungry lion.
The scientist made some quick calculations, he said “it’s no good trying to outrun it, its catching up”.
The philosopher kept a little ahead and replied “I am not trying to outrun the lion, I am trying to outrun you !”
Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws?
It costs an arm and a leg to eat there.
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?
When a rottweiler is humping your leg.
A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit.
Finally the bee turned around and flew away.
Why?
The rabbit had two b's already.