What do cows do for entertainment?
They go to the mooooovies.
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What did the dog say to the hot dog bun?
"Are you pure bred?"
Which rabbit was a famous female aviator?
Amelia Harehart.
An asp in the grass is a snake, but a grasp in the ass is a goose.
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One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit turds.
One of the boys said, "What is that?"
"They're smart pills," said the other boy.
"Eat them and they'll make you smarter."
So he ate them and said, "These taste like crap."
"See," said the other boy, "you're getting smarter already."
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How do you hire a teddy bear?
Put him on stilts.
Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.
What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?
Hamburger.
What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas sleigh and is made of cement?
I don't know.
A reindeer.
What about the cement?
I just threw that in to make it hard.
A cow and a horse were galloping around a curve opposite to.
They landed in each other.
Who was wrong?
The cow, it didn't blow its horn.
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious looking bear.
The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started putting them on.
The second lawyer looked at him and said, "You're crazy! You'll never be able to outrun that bear!"
"I don't have to," the first lawyer replied. "I only have to outrun you."