The best management jokes

Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, light bulb, management, technology
I'm not usually one to tell someone how to do their job, which is probably why my promotion to management only lasted a week.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: management, time, work
A well known TV Evangelists is booking into a posh hotel. He tells the duty manager, "I hope the porn channel is set to disabled" The manager looks at him and replies, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard!"
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has 67.89 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dirty, holiday, management, religious
Mission Statement: A long awkward sentence that demonstrates management's inability to think clearly.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, management, stupid
Me driving by a Taco Bell. Sign: Now Hiring Managers. Two weeks later: Sign: Now Hiring Managers. Background Checks Required.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: food, management, mean
Three fans were bemoaning the sorry state of their football team. "I blame the general manager," said the first fan. "If he signed better players, we'd be a great team." "I blame the players," said the 
second fan. "If they made more of 
an effort, we'd score some points." "I blame my parents," said the third. "If I'd been born in Seattle, 
I'd be supporting a decent team."
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: family, football, geography, management, sport
HR manager to job candidate: ‘I see you’ve had no computer training. Although that qualifies you for upper management, it means you’re under-qualified for our entry level positions.’
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: IT, management
The new office-boy came into his boss's office and said, "I think you re wanted on the phone, sir." "What d you mean, you think?" demanded the boss. "Well, sir, the phone rang, I answered it and a voice said is that you, you old fool?"
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: communication, management, mean, office, phone
When the office printer color started to look a little off the manager called the local repair shop. To the manager's surprise, the clerk said that it would cost $50 but that he might try reading the manual and doing it himself. The manager replied in astonishment, does your boss know that you discourage business that way? "Yes", replied the clerk. It was his idea. We make more on repairs than cleaning printers if the owner tries to do it himself first.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: management, money, office, technology
If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: management, prison
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