Q: How many white people does it take to clean a toilet? A: None, that's a nigger's job.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One to screw it in and the other to wear skinny jeans.
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
Q: Why are white people called crackers. A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.
A man married an illiterate wife. After two years of marriage, they gave birth to a son called EFe. One day his mother asked him to read is multiplication table and he started immediately but when he reached 4multiply by 4 he mistakingly said 8 they mother angrily slapped him and told him the answer wasn't 8 but 44. The boy cried and reported what happened to the father, the father took him back and angrily told the wife to tell him the correct answer and the woman hurriedly say 4mutiply by 4 is it not 44. The man now calmed down and sai d u are Lucky that you got the answer if not I would have disgraced you here. I hope they are all brilliant.
Yo Mama so ugly, that even titanium broke apart when it saw her.