The best mean jokes

Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One to screw it in and the other to wear skinny jeans.
has 26.11 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: hipster, light bulb, mean
Q: Why are white people called crackers. A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.
has 25.85 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: black people, drug, mean, racist, white people
A man, a woman, and a great survivor are trapped on an island. The survivor finds a bunch of coconuts. The man thinks to himself, "What if there are other people on the island? Then we won't be stranded!" He throws coconuts at nearby ships, and the island was populated. Everybody looks at him cross. Then they kick him off the island.
has 24.45 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: desert island, mean, men, travel, women
A man married an illiterate wife. After two years of marriage, they gave birth to a son called EFe. One day his mother asked him to read is multiplication table and he started immediately but when he reached 4multiply by 4 he mistakingly said 8 they mother angrily slapped him and told him the answer wasn't 8 but 44. The boy cried and reported what happened to the father, the father took him back and angrily told the wife to tell him the correct answer and the woman hurriedly say 4mutiply by 4 is it not 44. The man now calmed down and sai d u are Lucky that you got the answer if not I would have disgraced you here. I hope they are all brilliant.
has 22.39 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: communication, kids, marriage, mean
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
has 22.23 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: christian, Chuck Norris, mean
Yo Mama so ugly, that even titanium broke apart when it saw her.
has 21.65 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mean, ugly, Yo mama
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