The best mean jokes

A man, a woman, and a great survivor are trapped on an island. The survivor finds a bunch of coconuts. The man thinks to himself, "What if there are other people on the island? Then we won't be stranded!" He throws coconuts at nearby ships, and the island was populated. Everybody looks at him cross. Then they kick him off the island.
has 27.18 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: desert island, mean, men, travel, women
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One to screw it in and the other to wear skinny jeans.
has 26.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: hipster, light bulb, mean
Q: How many white people does it take to clean a toilet? A: None, that's a nigger's job.
has 26.22 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: black people, mean, racist, white people, work
Yo Mama so ugly, that even titanium broke apart when it saw her.
has 24.50 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mean, ugly, Yo mama
Q: Why are white people called crackers. A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.
has 22.49 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: black people, drug, mean, racist, white people
A man married an illiterate wife. After two years of marriage, they gave birth to a son called EFe. One day his mother asked him to read is multiplication table and he started immediately but when he reached 4multiply by 4 he mistakingly said 8 they mother angrily slapped him and told him the answer wasn't 8 but 44. The boy cried and reported what happened to the father, the father took him back and angrily told the wife to tell him the correct answer and the woman hurriedly say 4mutiply by 4 is it not 44. The man now calmed down and sai d u are Lucky that you got the answer if not I would have disgraced you here. I hope they are all brilliant.
has 21.38 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: communication, kids, marriage, mean
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