Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.
Q: How do you piss off a man? A: Stand on his back and piss.
Q: Why do fat, ugly women give the best blow jobs? A: Because they have to!
Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? A: He gets taller.
Did you know if you look in the mirror it's the biggest joke ever.
Q: What does a black person have that is white? A: His owner!
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
He was such an egotist that he joined the navy so the world could see him.