Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.
At a Whitehouse party for past presidents. Michelle Obama caught Barron Trump making faces at Sasha. Michelle walked over to reprimand the child and said, "Barron, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Baron looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Obama, you can't say you weren't warned."
The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.
Q: How do you piss off a man? A: Stand on his back and piss.
Q: Why do fat, ugly women give the best blow jobs? A: Because they have to!
Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? A: He gets taller.
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
Did you know if you look in the mirror it's the biggest joke ever.
Q: What does a black person have that is white? A: His owner!
He was such an egotist that he joined the navy so the world could see him.