The best mean jokes

Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth. Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
has 41.91 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history, mean, science
Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
has 41.41 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, mean
Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
has 41.18 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, god, mean
The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.
has 38.44 % from 173 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, jewish, mean
Q: Why do fat, ugly women give the best blow jobs? A: Because they have to!
has 36.37 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: fat, mean, sex, women
Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? A: He gets taller.
has 31.06 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: insulting, lawyer, mean, viagra
Q: What does a black person have that is white? A: His owner!
has 30.33 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: black people, mean, racist, white people
Did you know if you look in the mirror it's the biggest joke ever.
has 27.93 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mean, ugly
He was such an egotist that he joined the navy so the world could see him.
has 27.88 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: mean, navy
A man, a woman, and a great survivor are trapped on an island. The survivor finds a bunch of coconuts. The man thinks to himself, "What if there are other people on the island? Then we won't be stranded!" He throws coconuts at nearby ships, and the island was populated. Everybody looks at him cross. Then they kick him off the island.
has 26.68 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: desert island, mean, men, travel, women
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