The best mean jokes

Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: athlete, mean, sport
At a Whitehouse party for past presidents. Michelle Obama caught Barron Trump making faces at Sasha. Michelle walked over to reprimand the child and said, "Barron, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Baron looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Obama, you can't say you weren't warned."
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has 43.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: kids, mean, political, ugly, women
The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.
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has 41.70 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, jewish, mean
Q: How do you piss off a man? A: Stand on his back and piss.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, mean, men
Q: Why do fat, ugly women give the best blow jobs? A: Because they have to!
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has 35.50 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: fat, mean, sex, women
Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? A: He gets taller.
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has 32.79 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: insulting, lawyer, mean, viagra
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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has 31.45 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: christian, Chuck Norris, mean
Did you know if you look in the mirror it's the biggest joke ever.
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has 30.08 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mean, ugly
Q: What does a black person have that is white? A: His owner!
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has 28.14 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: black people, mean, racist, white people
He was such an egotist that he joined the navy so the world could see him.
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has 27.88 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: mean, navy
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