The best mean jokes

One guy says to a bald guy "Your hair ran away to find someone with a brain."
has 39.42 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mean, men, stupid
Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
has 39.18 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, god, mean
The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.
has 38.42 % from 207 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, jewish, mean
Q: Why do fat, ugly women give the best blow jobs? A: Because they have to!
has 36.37 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: fat, mean, sex, women
Two boys have taken part in IQ tests at the well-known psychologist. The first boy has opened the door after 30 minutes of testing and has screamed: "wow, perfect, unbelievable, I have 60 points, I have 60 points!" After another 30 minutes has opened the door the second boy and has screamed: "wow, super, I have 62 points, I have 62 points!" They sat down and asked each other: "and what does it mean, that you have 60 points and I have 62 points? Let us ask the psychologist what does it mean?" The psychologist has said: "the 60 and 62 points means that you are both idiots."
has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: doctor, mean, stupid, time
Q: What does a black person have that is white? A: His owner!
has 32.84 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: black people, mean, racist, white people
Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? A: He gets taller.
has 31.89 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: insulting, lawyer, mean, viagra
Q: How many white people does it take to clean a toilet? A: None, that's a nigger's job.
has 29.07 % from 179 votes. More jokes about: black people, mean, racist, white people, work
He was such an egotist that he joined the navy so the world could see him.
has 28.82 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: mean, navy
Did you know if you look in the mirror it's the biggest joke ever.
has 28.76 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mean, ugly
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