The best mean jokes

Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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has 42.19 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, god, mean
Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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has 41.41 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, mean
The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.
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has 40.35 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, jewish, mean
Q: How do you piss off a man? A: Stand on his back and piss.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, mean, men
Q: Why do fat, ugly women give the best blow jobs? A: Because they have to!
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has 35.50 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: fat, mean, sex, women
Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? A: He gets taller.
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has 32.79 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: insulting, lawyer, mean, viagra
Did you know if you look in the mirror it's the biggest joke ever.
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has 28.75 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mean, ugly
Q: What does a black person have that is white? A: His owner!
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has 28.44 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: black people, mean, racist, white people
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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has 28.23 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: christian, Chuck Norris, mean
He was such an egotist that he joined the navy so the world could see him.
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has 27.88 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: mean, navy
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