One guy says to a bald guy "Your hair ran away to find someone with a brain."
Got said, "Let there be light!"
Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit.
Jews don't pay for anything.
Q: Why do fat, ugly women give the best blow jobs?
A: Because they have to!
Two boys have taken part in IQ tests at the well-known psychologist.
The first boy has opened the door after 30 minutes of testing and has screamed: "wow, perfect, unbelievable, I have 60 points, I have 60 points!"
After another 30 minutes has opened the door the second boy and has screamed: "wow, super, I have 62 points, I have 62 points!"
They sat down and asked each other: "and what does it mean, that you have 60 points and I have 62 points? Let us ask the psychologist what does it mean?"
The psychologist has said: "the 60 and 62 points means that you are both idiots."
Q: What does a black person have that is white?
A: His owner!
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Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra?
A: He gets taller.
Q: How many white people does it take to clean a toilet?
A: None, that's a nigger's job.
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He was such an egotist that he joined the navy so the world could see him.
Did you know if you look in the mirror it's the biggest joke ever.