The best mean jokes

Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth. Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
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has 41.91 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history, mean, science
Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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has 41.41 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, mean
The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.
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has 40.92 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, jewish, mean
Q: How do you piss off a man? A: Stand on his back and piss.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, mean, men
Q: Why do fat, ugly women give the best blow jobs? A: Because they have to!
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has 36.37 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: fat, mean, sex, women
Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? A: He gets taller.
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has 32.79 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: insulting, lawyer, mean, viagra
Q: What does a black person have that is white? A: His owner!
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has 28.47 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: black people, mean, racist, white people
Did you know if you look in the mirror it's the biggest joke ever.
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has 27.93 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mean, ugly
He was such an egotist that he joined the navy so the world could see him.
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has 27.88 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: mean, navy
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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has 27.12 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: christian, Chuck Norris, mean
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