The best memory jokes

How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember the combination.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, memory, money, work
Me: "Will you Remember me in a day?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a week?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a month?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a year?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Ok, I have a joke. Her: "Ok." Me: "Knock, knock." Her: "Who's there?" Me: "You didn't remember me."
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has 61.56 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: communication, knock-knock, memory, relationship
Knock knock. Who's there? Déja. Déja who? Knock knock.
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has 60.88 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, life, memory
Remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later!
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has 60.65 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, memory, sex, time
Yo mama is so old that God doesn't remember her.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: age, god, memory, Yo mama
I keep getting bills from the Memory Erasing Clinic but I've never been there.
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: hospital, memory, money
I remember my guidance counselor. The guy studied for years for his job, and deepest thing he ever said to me was, "You have your whole life ahead of you."
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: graduation, memory, student, time, work
Q: Do you know why women over fifty don't have babies? A: They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, baby, memory, women
Police Officer says "We'll never forget 9/11..." In my mind: "I hope not It's your damn number!"
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has 53.57 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: cop, history, memory, phone, stupid
Doctor (to an absent-minded patient): "What is wrong with you?" Patient: "I am losing my memory. Please prescribe some medicine." Doctor (Handing him the prescription after a while): "Here, Take this." Patient: "Why are you giving me this prescription? I am perfectly all right."
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: doctor, drug, health, memory, old people
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