How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four.
One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember the combination.
Vote:
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Déja.
Déja who?
Knock knock.
Vote:
Me: "Will you Remember me in a day?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Will you remember me in a week?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Will you remember me in a month?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Will you remember me in a year?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Ok, I have a joke.
Her: "Ok."
Me: "Knock, knock."
Her: "Who's there?"
Me: "You didn't remember me."
Vote:
Yo mama is so old that God doesn't remember her.
Remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later!
I keep getting bills from the Memory Erasing Clinic but I've never been there.
I remember my guidance counselor.
The guy studied for years for his job, and deepest thing he ever said to me was, "You have your whole life ahead of you."
Q: Do you know why women over fifty don't have babies?
A: They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.
In the dim and distant past, when life's tempo wasn't so fast, Grandma used to rock and knit, Crochet, tat and babysit.
When the kids were in a jam, they could always call on Gram.
However, today she's in the gym exercising to keep slim.
She's checking the web or surfing the net, sending some e-mail or placing a bet.
Nothing seems to stop or block her, now that Grandma's off her rocker.
Police Officer says "We'll never forget 9/11..."
In my mind: "I hope not It's your damn number!"