The best memory jokes

How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember the combination.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, memory, money, work
Knock knock. Who's there? Déja. Déja who? Knock knock.
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has 61.91 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, life, memory
Me: "Will you Remember me in a day?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a week?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a month?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a year?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Ok, I have a joke. Her: "Ok." Me: "Knock, knock." Her: "Who's there?" Me: "You didn't remember me."
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has 61.19 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: communication, knock-knock, memory, relationship
Remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later!
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has 59.20 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, memory, sex, time
Yo mama is so old that God doesn't remember her.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: age, god, memory, Yo mama
I keep getting bills from the Memory Erasing Clinic but I've never been there.
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: hospital, memory, money
I remember my guidance counselor. The guy studied for years for his job, and deepest thing he ever said to me was, "You have your whole life ahead of you."
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: graduation, memory, student, time, work
A retiree and his aged wife started having problems in remembering, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them. When they arrived at the doctor's, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory. After checking the couple out, the doctor tells them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down and make notes to help them remember things. The couple thanked the doctor and left. Later that night while watching TV, the wife got up from her chair and her retired husband asks, "Where are you going?" She replies, "To the kitchen." he asks "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?" She replies, "Sure." he then asks him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" She says, "No, I can remember that." he then says, "Well, I also would like some strawberries on top. You had better write that down cause I know you'll forget that." She says, "I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries." he replies, "Well, I also would like whip cream on top. I know you will forget that so you better write it down." With irritation in her voice, she says, "I don't need to write that down, I can remember that." She then fumes into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes she returns from the kitchen and hands him a plate of bacon and eggs. He stares at the plate for a moment and says, "You forgot my toast."
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: food, memory, old people, technology, wife
Police Officer says "We'll never forget 9/11..." In my mind: "I hope not It's your damn number!"
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has 53.57 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: cop, history, memory, phone, stupid
Doctor (to an absent-minded patient): "What is wrong with you?" Patient: "I am losing my memory. Please prescribe some medicine." Doctor (Handing him the prescription after a while): "Here, Take this." Patient: "Why are you giving me this prescription? I am perfectly all right."
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: doctor, drug, health, memory, old people
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