How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four.
One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember the combination.
Vote:
Me: "Will you Remember me in a day?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Will you remember me in a week?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Will you remember me in a month?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Will you remember me in a year?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Ok, I have a joke.
Her: "Ok."
Me: "Knock, knock."
Her: "Who's there?"
Me: "You didn't remember me."
Vote:
Remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Déja.
Déja who?
Knock knock.
Vote:
Yo mama is so old that God doesn't remember her.
I keep getting bills from the Memory Erasing Clinic but I've never been there.
I remember my guidance counselor.
The guy studied for years for his job, and deepest thing he ever said to me was, "You have your whole life ahead of you."
Q: Do you know why women over fifty don't have babies?
A: They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.
Police Officer says "We'll never forget 9/11..."
In my mind: "I hope not It's your damn number!"
Doctor (to an absent-minded patient): "What is wrong with you?"
Patient: "I am losing my memory. Please prescribe some medicine."
Doctor (Handing him the prescription after a while): "Here, Take this."
Patient: "Why are you giving me this prescription? I am perfectly all right."