The best memory jokes

How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember the combination.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, memory, money, work
Knock knock. Who's there? Déja. Déja who? Knock knock.
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has 61.92 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, life, memory
Me: "Will you Remember me in a day?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a week?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a month?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a year?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Ok, I have a joke. Her: "Ok." Me: "Knock, knock." Her: "Who's there?" Me: "You didn't remember me."
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has 61.53 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: communication, knock-knock, memory, relationship
Yo mama is so old that God doesn't remember her.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, god, memory, Yo mama
Remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later!
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has 59.83 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, memory, sex, time
I keep getting bills from the Memory Erasing Clinic but I've never been there.
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: hospital, memory, money
I remember my guidance counselor. The guy studied for years for his job, and deepest thing he ever said to me was, "You have your whole life ahead of you."
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: graduation, memory, student, time, work
Q: Do you know why women over fifty don't have babies? A: They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, baby, memory, women
In the dim and distant past, when life's tempo wasn't so fast, Grandma used to rock and knit, Crochet, tat and babysit. When the kids were in a jam, they could always call on Gram. However, today she's in the gym exercising to keep slim. She's checking the web or surfing the net, sending some e-mail or placing a bet. Nothing seems to stop or block her, now that Grandma's off her rocker.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: gym, kids, memory, old people, time
Police Officer says "We'll never forget 9/11..." In my mind: "I hope not It's your damn number!"
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has 53.57 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: cop, history, memory, phone, stupid
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