The best memory jokes

Patient: "Doctor, I'm starting to forget things." Doctor: "I understand." Patient: "Understand what?"
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Doctor (to an absent-minded patient): "What is wrong with you?" Patient: "I am losing my memory. Please prescribe some medicine." Doctor (Handing him the prescription after a while): "Here, Take this." Patient: "Why are you giving me this prescription? I am perfectly all right."
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Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
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I keep getting bills from the Memory Erasing Clinic but I've never been there.
Vote: has 63.00 % from 24 votes. Send joke:
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First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros? Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:
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Q: Do you know why women over fifty don't have babies? A: They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.
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Yo mama is so old that God doesn't remember her.
Vote: has 60.15 % from 22 votes. Send joke:
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Johny visits the psychiatrist and tells him: "Lately I have a big problem with my memory." The psychiatrist asks Johny: "And how does it demonstrate concretely?" Johny: "What?"
Vote: has 59.93 % from 25 votes. Send joke:
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Knock knock. Who's there? Déja. Déja who? Knock knock.
Vote: has 57.17 % from 40 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: knock-knock, life, memory
There are three men on a desert island: Genius, Smart, and Idiot. Genius has concluded that at least one man must swim to shore and get help. Genius volunteered himself, as he is the most likely to get remember to get help. Genius, not being very athletic, swam halfway to safety and then drowned. Days later, Smart finally realized Genius drowned. Smart then decided it was his turn to swim and get help. Idiot agreed because he didn't know what was happening. Smart, not being very athletic, swam three quarte rs of the way to safety and drowned. Days later, Idiot decided it must his turn to swim. He also did not know what his goal was. Idiot, not having very much intelligence, swam halfway to safety, felt tired, so he swam back to the island he was stranded on.
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