The best memory jokes

Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?" "Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techniques, visualization, association,it made a huge difference for me." "That's great! What was the name of the clinic?" Fred went blank He thought and thought, but couldn't remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?" "You mean a rose?" "Yes, that's it!" He turned to his wife, "Rose, what was the name of that clinic?"
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: hospital, medical, memory, old people, wife
Remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later!
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has 61.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, memory, sex, time
Q: Do you know why women over fifty don't have babies? A: They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: age, baby, memory, women
Me: "Will you Remember me in a day?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a week?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a month?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a year?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Ok, I have a joke. Her: "Ok." Me: "Knock, knock." Her: "Who's there?" Me: "You didn't remember me."
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has 59.17 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: communication, knock-knock, memory, relationship
I remember my guidance counselor. The guy studied for years for his job, and deepest thing he ever said to me was, "You have your whole life ahead of you."
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: graduation, memory, student, time, work
I keep getting bills from the Memory Erasing Clinic but I've never been there.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: hospital, memory, money
Yo mama is so old that God doesn't remember her.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: age, god, memory, Yo mama
Knock knock. Who's there? Déja. Déja who? Knock knock.
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has 58.18 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, life, memory
Police Officer says "We'll never forget 9/11..." In my mind: "I hope not It's your damn number!"
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has 55.19 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: cop, history, memory, phone, stupid
Johny visits the psychiatrist and tells him: "Lately I have a big problem with my memory." The psychiatrist asks Johny: "And how does it demonstrate concretely?" Johny: "What?"
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, little Johnny, memory
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