The best memory jokes

Patient: "Doctor, I'm starting to forget things." Doctor: "I understand." Patient: "Understand what?"
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: doctor, memory
Remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later!
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, memory, sex, time
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, memory, Yo mama
Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?" "Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techniques, visualization, association,it made a huge difference for me." "That's great! What was the name of the clinic?" Fred went blank He thought and thought, but couldn't remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?" "You mean a rose?" "Yes, that's it!" He turned to his wife, "Rose, what was the name of that clinic?"
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: hospital, medical, memory, old people, wife
Johny visits the psychiatrist and tells him: "Lately I have a big problem with my memory." The psychiatrist asks Johny: "And how does it demonstrate concretely?" Johny: "What?"
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, little Johnny, memory
Q: Do you know why women over fifty don't have babies? A: They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: age, baby, memory, women
Yo mama is so old that God doesn't remember her.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: age, god, memory, Yo mama
I keep getting bills from the Memory Erasing Clinic but I've never been there.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: hospital, memory, money
Knock knock. Who's there? Déja. Déja who? Knock knock.
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has 59.83 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, life, memory
Doctor (to an absent-minded patient): "What is wrong with you?" Patient: "I am losing my memory. Please prescribe some medicine." Doctor (Handing him the prescription after a while): "Here, Take this." Patient: "Why are you giving me this prescription? I am perfectly all right."
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: doctor, drug, health, memory, old people
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