The best memory jokes

Remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later!
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, memory, sex, time
President George W. Bush decides it is time to do some public relations at a local Washington DC nursing home. The President begins his "tour" down the main hallway and passes by a little old man who doesn't seem to notice him. Sensing this, President Bush backtracks to the resident and asks, "Do you know who I am?" The little old man looks up from his walker and says, "No, but if you go to the front desk, they will tell you your name."
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: memory, old people, political
Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?" "Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techniques, visualization, association,it made a huge difference for me." "That's great! What was the name of the clinic?" Fred went blank He thought and thought, but couldn't remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?" "You mean a rose?" "Yes, that's it!" He turned to his wife, "Rose, what was the name of that clinic?"
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: hospital, medical, memory, old people, wife
Police Officer says "We'll never forget 9/11..." In my mind: "I hope not It's your damn number!"
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: cop, history, memory, phone, stupid
Johny visits the psychiatrist and tells him: "Lately I have a big problem with my memory." The psychiatrist asks Johny: "And how does it demonstrate concretely?" Johny: "What?"
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, little Johnny, memory
Q: Do you know why women over fifty don't have babies? A: They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: age, baby, memory, women
Yo mama is so old that God doesn't remember her.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, god, memory, Yo mama
I keep getting bills from the Memory Erasing Clinic but I've never been there.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: hospital, memory, money
Knock knock. Who's there? Déja. Déja who? Knock knock.
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has 59.89 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, life, memory
Doctor (to an absent-minded patient): "What is wrong with you?" Patient: "I am losing my memory. Please prescribe some medicine." Doctor (Handing him the prescription after a while): "Here, Take this." Patient: "Why are you giving me this prescription? I am perfectly all right."
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: doctor, drug, health, memory, old people
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