The best memory jokes

There are three men on a desert island: Genius, Smart, and Idiot. Genius has concluded that at least one man must swim to shore and get help. Genius volunteered himself, as he is the most likely to get remember to get help. Genius, not being very athletic, swam halfway to safety and then drowned. Days later, Smart finally realized Genius drowned. Smart then decided it was his turn to swim and get help. Idiot agreed because he didn't know what was happening. Smart, not being very athletic, swam three quarte rs of the way to safety and drowned. Days later, Idiot decided it must his turn to swim. He also did not know what his goal was. Idiot, not having very much intelligence, swam halfway to safety, felt tired, so he swam back to the island he was stranded on.
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has 51.80 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: desert island, memory, sport, stupid, time
In the dim and distant past, when life's tempo wasn't so fast, Grandma used to rock and knit, Crochet, tat and babysit. When the kids were in a jam, they could always call on Gram. However, today she's in the gym exercising to keep slim. She's checking the web or surfing the net, sending some e-mail or placing a bet. Nothing seems to stop or block her, now that Grandma's off her rocker.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: gym, kids, memory, old people, time
First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros? Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, elephant, memory
Once a teacher asked one of her students to memorize the numbers from 1-10. And that night when he was memorizing he saw his mother drinking 7up, so the next day the teacher asked the student to say the numbers that he memorized so he replied," 1-2-3-4-5-6-8-9-10". The teacher was confused so she asked the student," Where is the 7" so he said," my mom drank it last night!"
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: family, math, memory, teacher
Johny visits the psychiatrist and tells him: "Lately I have a big problem with my memory." The psychiatrist asks Johny: "And how does it demonstrate concretely?" Johny: "What?"
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has 46.76 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, little Johnny, memory
I hope this gas station sells Father's Day cards.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, memory
Q: Do you know why women over fifty don't have babies? A: They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.
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has 37.68 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: age, baby, memory, women
Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? A: Yes. Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? A: I forget. Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?
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has 32.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: doctor, drug, memory
Q: Why do they say elephants never forget? A: They haven't met Alberto Gonzalez.
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has 30.77 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: elephant, memory, political, republican
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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has 27.42 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT, memory, technology
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