If Asda is lowering prices every day, why isn’t anything in the shop free yet?
‘If you owe the bank $100, that’s your problem.
If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.’
John Paul Getty A woman rings her insurance company.
‘Our house burnt down and I want £100,000,’ she says.
You will never see a car worth over $10,000 with an Obama sticker on the back.
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