The best music jokes

What's a rabbits favorite song? "Hoppy Birthday to You."
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
Q: Why is Michael Jackson addicted to pain killers? A: To stop him from going OW OW OW!
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, medical, music
What is a teacher's favorite kind of music? Class-ical.
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has 39.11 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: music, school, teacher
"Johny, please, tell us, what do you do the whole day, so?" "So, in the morning I cut the wood, sometimes with both hands, 5 minutes a day I play the guitar, to tell the truth. And in the afternoon I go to my garden to water the flowers. The lilies of the valleys and may-flowers I water most likely. Yes, they are really cute. Then I tear the leaflets to find out if the neighbor (her husband is not at home) loves me or not. The last time it came out that she loves me, fuck."
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has 37.68 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty, little Johnny, love, music, time
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window, and on the hood....
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has 37.14 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, death, music
Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
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has 37.08 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, celebrity, dirty, drug, music
A little monster was learning to play the violin,' I'm good, aren't I?' he asked his big brother. 'You should be on the radio,' said his brother. 'You think I'm that good?' 'No, I think you're terrible, but if you were on the radio, I could switch you off !
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has 35.66 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: money, music
At the grammy awards Beyonce said to Justin Bieber, "What song would u sing of mine justin?" Justin said, "If I were a boy."
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has 34.69 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
How do you know if Dr. Dre has a high sperm count? Eminem has to chew before swallowing.
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, music
10 things men don't say 1)Let's watch Lifetime. 2)Sex is overrated. 3)I don't want to go too far on the first date. 4)Yes, your sister does have bigger breasts than you. 5)Don't we owe your mother a visit? 6)I'm relieved I don't have a large penis weighing me down. 7)Dessert goes right to my hips. 8)I hate when I miss Oprah. 9)Does this suit make me look fat? 10)I'll never get tired of listening to Dido.
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has 31.45 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: men, mother in law, music, sex
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