Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
Bob had been listening to his wife practicing her singing. "Honey," he said, "I wish you'd sing the songs about Women's Day." "That's nice of you, Bob," she said. "Why?" "Then I'd only have to hear you once a year!"
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
At Christmas time, there's nothing I love more than sitting in front of a warm fire, mulled wine in hand, and singing Christmas songs until I slowly fall asleep. Maybe that's why I'm no longer a fireman.
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.