J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day?
A: TWERKY!
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Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
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Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
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What is a teacher's favorite kind of music?
Class-ical.
Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan?
A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem.
He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion.
The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
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Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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