What do cows like to listen to?
Moo-sic.
Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus?
GarageBend.
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One Sunday afternoon an older couple was listening to a holy station on the radio.
They were about 98 years old and so frail, they couldn't walk to church.
The preacher said, ''If you put one hand on the radio and one hand on whatever you want healed I will heal it for you.''
So the old woman put one hand on the radio and one hand on her heart.
The old man tried to not let the old woman see but he put one hand on the radio and one hand on his penis.
The old woman looked over and said, ''He said he could heal, not raise the dead!''
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What do cows call Frank Sinatra?
Old Moo Eyes.
A large number of Black soldiers died in Iraq war because every time their chief said:
"Get on the floor!" they stood up and started dancing.
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Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
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Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are you boys all in the same band?
A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
What’s a mouse’s favorite record?
Please cheese me!
When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head?
Steer phones.
What's a rabbits favorite song?
"Hoppy Birthday to You."