J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day? A: TWERKY!
Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
What is a teacher's favorite kind of music? Class-ical.
Chuck Norris can stop the music.