Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day? A: TWERKY!
Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
What is a teacher's favorite kind of music? Class-ical.
Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
Chuck Norris can stop the music.
Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.