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Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
What do cows like to listen to? Moo-sic.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
A large number of Black soldiers died in Iraq war because every time their chief said: "Get on the floor!" they stood up and started dancing.
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has 45.48 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, music
One Sunday afternoon an older couple was listening to a holy station on the radio. They were about 98 years old and so frail, they couldn't walk to church. The preacher said, ''If you put one hand on the radio and one hand on whatever you want healed I will heal it for you.'' So the old woman put one hand on the radio and one hand on her heart. The old man tried to not let the old woman see but he put one hand on the radio and one hand on his penis. The old woman looked over and said, ''He said he could heal, not raise the dead!''
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has 45.25 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: age, church, music, old people
What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?" A: "You can't tuna fish."
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has 44.84 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: fish, kids, music
Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, time
Q: What do Blondes say after sex? A1: Thanks Guys. A2: Are you boys all in the same band? A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, music, sex
What’s a mouse’s favorite record? Please cheese me!
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, music
When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head? Steer phones.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
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