The best music jokes

J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day? A: TWERKY!
Vote:
has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music, Thanksgiving
Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
Vote:
has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life, music
Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
Vote:
has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
Vote:
has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
Vote:
has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music, sex
Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
Vote:
has 38.49 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health, music
What is a teacher's favorite kind of music? Class-ical.
Vote:
has 38.34 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: music, school, teacher
Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
Vote:
has 38.26 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, celebrity, dirty, drug, music
Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
Vote:
has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can stop the music.
Vote:
has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
<<<202122
More jokes →
Page 20 of 22.