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Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
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has 38.49 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health, music
Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life, music
Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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has 37.14 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music, sex
What is a teacher's favorite kind of music? Class-ical.
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has 36.89 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: music, school, teacher
Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
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has 36.37 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, celebrity, dirty, drug, music
The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Q: Why is Michael Jackson addicted to pain killers? A: To stop him from going OW OW OW!
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has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, medical, music
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