The best music jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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has 41.89 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day? A: TWERKY!
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music, Thanksgiving
Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
What is a teacher's favorite kind of music? Class-ical.
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has 38.34 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: music, school, teacher
Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
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has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, time
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