The best office jokes

When the office printer color started to look a little off the manager called the local repair shop. To the manager's surprise, the clerk said that it would cost $50 but that he might try reading the manual and doing it himself. The manager replied in astonishment, does your boss know that you discourage business that way? "Yes", replied the clerk. It was his idea. We make more on repairs than cleaning printers if the owner tries to do it himself first.
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has 75.27 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: management, money, office, technology
Put a "Please Use Other Door" sign on the entrance to your office building if it only has one entrance.
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has 70.02 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: April fools, office
The new office-boy came into his boss's office and said, "I think you re wanted on the phone, sir." "What d you mean, you think?" demanded the boss. "Well, sir, the phone rang, I answered it and a voice said is that you, you old fool?"
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication, management, mean, office, phone
Wife asked her husband to give her the newspaper. Husband: "How backward you are? Technology has developed so much and you are still asking for the newspaper... Take my iPad..." Wife took the iPad and killed the Cockroach. Husband faints. Moral: Whatever the wife asks, give her without argument. Show your smartness in office, not at home.
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: communication, husband, office, technology, wife
Q: What do you call a financial controller who always works through lunch, takes two days holiday every two years, is in the office every weekend, and leaves every night after 10 p.m.? A: Lazy.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: accountant, money, office, time, work
I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, office, work
Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: doctor, insulting, management, office, stupid
Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job? A: Because it was soda pressing.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: office, work
I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: holiday, mean, office, technology, work
George had responded to a call from his attorney, insisting that they meet at once. He arrived at his lawyer's firm, and was ushered into his office. "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer asked. "Well, if those are my choices, I guess I'll take the bad news first." "Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars." "That's the bad news?" George was stunned? "If you call that bad, I can't wait to hear the terrible news." "The terrible news is that it's of you and your secretary."
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, money, office, wife
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