Put a "Please Use Other Door" sign on the entrance to your office building if it only has one entrance.
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Write a message on an upside-down paper cup that alludes to something horrible being trapped under it.
Leave it on a coworker's desk or in a conference room.
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Pull on a coworker is to press ctrl+print screen on their workstation, then paste it into Paint, save the pic, and set it as the desktop background.
Move all of their icons to the trash.
When they get back to their desk, clicking won't accomplish anything!
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Change the coffee in the office coffee maker to decaf.
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Fill someone's hair-dryer with baby powder.
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Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.
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The new office-boy came into his boss's office and said, "I think you re wanted on the phone, sir."
"What d you mean, you think?" demanded the boss.
"Well, sir, the phone rang, I answered it and a voice said is that you, you old fool?"
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Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone's computer.
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Place a pair of pants and shoes inside the only toilet stall in a rest room to make it appear someone is using it all day.
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Hide an alarm clock in someone's bedroom and set it for 3:00 a.m.
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Find a sleeping person, fill their hand with shaving cream and then tickle their nose.
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