The best party jokes

Question: If you went to a party and woke up with a condom in your ass would you tell anyone? Answer: No! Response: Wanna go to a party?
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, party, sex
Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? A: They don't want to get "beat up".
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: easter, food, party
A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?" "Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
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has 54.22 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, kids, party, white people
A big party is being held to honor relational database systems and their impact on modern society. Outside the venue, the host awaits the guests. The first limousine arrives and out steps Oracle followed by 4 people. Host: Who have you brought along? Oracle: I have 4 DBA's in tow. One to install me, one to design the databases, one to administer me, and the other to justify the cost. A second limo arrives and out steps DB2 followed by 40 people. Host: Who have you bought along? DB2: I have 2 DBA's, 2 hardware specialists, and 36 consultants. A third limo arrives and out steps SQL Server all on his own. Host: Why haven't you brought anyone? SQL Server: I didn't bring anyone because I am easy to install and am basically self managing. But I did bring the #sqlhelp Twitter hashtag for when the excrement hits the fan. 20 minutes later, up rushes MySQL, unshaved, hair a mess. Host: Where have you been MySQL? MySQL: Sorry, I thought it was February 31st.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, party, technology
The wild and mean bear grabs the hedgehog and asks him: "Were you at the fox’s party as well?" "Yes, I was. So what?" "Were you sitting on the table?" "Yeah, why?" The bear, ready to leg press him, changes his mind and says to the hedgehog: "Next time, wherever you go, take an umbrella with you!" "But why, my friend?" the hedgehog wonders. "Cause all night long, I was taking thorns off my ass!"
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, mean, party
Q: Why doesn't the skeleton go to the party? A: Because it had no body to go with no body get it.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: party
Q: How long does the Easter Bunny like to party? A: Around the cluck!
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: easter, party
Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties? A: Women!
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde, party, stupid, women
Q: What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party? A: "You're not owld enough."
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, baby, bird, communication, party
First boy: "Are you having a party for your birthday?" Second boy: "No, I'm having a witch do." First boy: "What's a witch do?" Second boy: "She flies around on a broomstick casting spells."
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: birthday, kids, party
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