The best party jokes

After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blonde joke?" The person replies, "I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?" The man thinks for a while and replies, "Not if I have to explain it three times."
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has 63.26 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: bar, blonde, drunk, party, stupid
The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven't seen for 20 minutes.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, office, party, time
You might be a redneck if you're invited to a come as you party and you show up naked.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: party, redneck, stupid
Q: Why do walruses love a tupperware party? A: They're always on the lookout for a tight seal.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dirty, love, party
Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? A: They don't want to get "beat up".
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: easter, food, party
Did you hear about the wild party at the haunted house? The whole vibe was anything ghost.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Halloween, party
Q: What do actuaries do to liven up their office party? A: Invite an accountant.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: accountant, office, party
Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, party, school, Yo mama
Question: If you went to a party and woke up with a condom in your ass would you tell anyone? Answer: No! Response: Wanna go to a party?
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, party, sex
Please let me know in advance if you want to invite any secret love children to your Father's Day brunch.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, kids, party
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