The best party jokes

After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blonde joke?" The person replies, "I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?" The man thinks for a while and replies, "Not if I have to explain it three times."
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has 62.79 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: bar, blonde, drunk, party, stupid
Q: Why do walruses love a tupperware party? A: They're always on the lookout for a tight seal.
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty, love, party
Two gays were at a dance. As they were jigging about the floor with each other. Two massive guys entered the hall 6 foot 6 20 stone and full of muscle One gay asked his mate "Is that the bouncers that have just come in?" "No" grinned the other,"That's the raffle."
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, men, party
A husband, who has six children, begins to call his wife “mother of six” rather than by her first name. The wife, amused at first, chuckles. A few years down the road, the wife has grown tired of this. "Mother of six," he would say, "what’s for dinner tonight? Get me a beer!" She gets very frustrated. Finally, while attending a party with her husband, he jokingly yells out, "Mother of six, I think it's time to go!" The wife immediately shouts back, "I'll be right with you, father of four!"
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has 59.85 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: kids, marriage, mean, party
The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven't seen for 20 minutes.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, office, party, time
Q: What do actuaries do to liven up their office party? A: Invite an accountant.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: accountant, office, party
Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, party, school, Yo mama
Wanna party with me like you just don't care? Put your hand up 45° in the air!
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has 57.11 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: Hitler, party
You might be a redneck if you're invited to a come as you party and you show up naked.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: party, redneck, stupid
Question: If you went to a party and woke up with a condom in your ass would you tell anyone? Answer: No! Response: Wanna go to a party?
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, party, sex
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