The best party jokes

Q: Why do walruses love a tupperware party? A: They're always on the lookout for a tight seal.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dirty, love, party
After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blonde joke?" The person replies, "I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?" The man thinks for a while and replies, "Not if I have to explain it three times."
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has 61.43 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: bar, blonde, drunk, party, stupid
Did you hear about the wild party at the haunted house? The whole vibe was anything ghost.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Halloween, party
Two gays were at a dance. As they were jigging about the floor with each other. Two massive guys entered the hall 6 foot 6 20 stone and full of muscle One gay asked his mate "Is that the bouncers that have just come in?" "No" grinned the other,"That's the raffle."
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, men, party
One of my friends returned from Afghanistan and I asked him if he is going to the party tomorrow. He said he can't walk.
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has 58.94 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, military, party, war
You might be a redneck if you're invited to a come as you party and you show up naked.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: party, redneck, stupid
A husband, who has six children, begins to call his wife “mother of six” rather than by her first name. The wife, amused at first, chuckles. A few years down the road, the wife has grown tired of this. "Mother of six," he would say, "what’s for dinner tonight? Get me a beer!" She gets very frustrated. Finally, while attending a party with her husband, he jokingly yells out, "Mother of six, I think it's time to go!" The wife immediately shouts back, "I'll be right with you, father of four!"
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has 58.46 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: kids, marriage, mean, party
Wanna party with me like you just don't care? Put your hand up 45° in the air!
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has 58.29 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: Hitler, party
Q: What do actuaries do to liven up their office party? A: Invite an accountant.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: accountant, office, party
Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, party, school, Yo mama
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