After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blonde joke?" The person replies, "I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?" The man thinks for a while and replies, "Not if I have to explain it three times."
Q: Why do walruses love a tupperware party? A: They're always on the lookout for a tight seal.
A husband, who has six children, begins to call his wife “mother of six” rather than by her first name. The wife, amused at first, chuckles. A few years down the road, the wife has grown tired of this. "Mother of six," he would say, "what’s for dinner tonight? Get me a beer!" She gets very frustrated. Finally, while attending a party with her husband, he jokingly yells out, "Mother of six, I think it's time to go!" The wife immediately shouts back, "I'll be right with you, father of four!"
The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven't seen for 20 minutes.
Q: What do actuaries do to liven up their office party? A: Invite an accountant.
Wanna party with me like you just don't care? Put your hand up 45° in the air!
You might be a redneck if you're invited to a come as you party and you show up naked.
Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.
Did you hear about the wild party at the haunted house? The whole vibe was anything ghost.
A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?" "Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"