After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blonde joke?" The person replies, "I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?" The man thinks for a while and replies, "Not if I have to explain it three times."
Did you hear about the wild party at the haunted house? The whole vibe was anything ghost.
Q: Why do walruses love a tupperware party? A: They're always on the lookout for a tight seal.
The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven't seen for 20 minutes.
Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.
Two gays were at a dance. As they were jigging about the floor with each other. Two massive guys entered the hall 6 foot 6 20 stone and full of muscle One gay asked his mate "Is that the bouncers that have just come in?" "No" grinned the other,"That's the raffle."
You might be a redneck if you're invited to a come as you party and you show up naked.
Q: What do actuaries do to liven up their office party? A: Invite an accountant.
Question: If you went to a party and woke up with a condom in your ass would you tell anyone? Answer: No! Response: Wanna go to a party?
Wanna party with me like you just don't care? Put your hand up 45° in the air!