The best party jokes

After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blonde joke?" The person replies, "I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?" The man thinks for a while and replies, "Not if I have to explain it three times."
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has 61.39 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: bar, blonde, drunk, party, stupid
Q: Why do walruses love a tupperware party? A: They're always on the lookout for a tight seal.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: dirty, love, party
A husband, who has six children, begins to call his wife “mother of six” rather than by her first name. The wife, amused at first, chuckles. A few years down the road, the wife has grown tired of this. "Mother of six," he would say, "what’s for dinner tonight? Get me a beer!" She gets very frustrated. Finally, while attending a party with her husband, he jokingly yells out, "Mother of six, I think it's time to go!" The wife immediately shouts back, "I'll be right with you, father of four!"
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has 59.40 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: kids, marriage, mean, party
The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven't seen for 20 minutes.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, office, party, time
Q: What do actuaries do to liven up their office party? A: Invite an accountant.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: accountant, office, party
Wanna party with me like you just don't care? Put your hand up 45° in the air!
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has 57.60 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: Hitler, party
You might be a redneck if you're invited to a come as you party and you show up naked.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: party, redneck, stupid
Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, party, school, Yo mama
Did you hear about the wild party at the haunted house? The whole vibe was anything ghost.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Halloween, party
A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?" "Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
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has 55.51 % from 170 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, kids, party, white people
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