The best party jokes

Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: insulting, party, political, stupid, Yo mama
Boy: "Do you like parties?" Girl: "Yes, why?" Boy: "Well then jump in my pants and have a ball!"
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has 61.10 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, men, party, women
Q: Why do walruses love a tupperware party? A: They're always on the lookout for a tight seal.
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dirty, love, party
A husband, who has six children, begins to call his wife “mother of six” rather than by her first name. The wife, amused at first, chuckles. A few years down the road, the wife has grown tired of this. "Mother of six," he would say, "what’s for dinner tonight? Get me a beer!" She gets very frustrated. Finally, while attending a party with her husband, he jokingly yells out, "Mother of six, I think it's time to go!" The wife immediately shouts back, "I'll be right with you, father of four!"
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has 59.60 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: kids, marriage, mean, party
Wanna party with me like you just don't care? Put your hand up 45° in the air!
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has 58.31 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: Hitler, party
A big party is being held to honor relational database systems and their impact on modern society. Outside the venue, the host awaits the guests. The first limousine arrives and out steps Oracle followed by 4 people. Host: Who have you brought along? Oracle: I have 4 DBA's in tow. One to install me, one to design the databases, one to administer me, and the other to justify the cost. A second limo arrives and out steps DB2 followed by 40 people. Host: Who have you bought along? DB2: I have 2 DBA's, 2 hardware specialists, and 36 consultants. A third limo arrives and out steps SQL Server all on his own. Host: Why haven't you brought anyone? SQL Server: I didn't bring anyone because I am easy to install and am basically self managing. But I did bring the #sqlhelp Twitter hashtag for when the excrement hits the fan. 20 minutes later, up rushes MySQL, unshaved, hair a mess. Host: Where have you been MySQL? MySQL: Sorry, I thought it was February 31st.
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has 57.73 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, party, technology
Q: What do actuaries do to liven up their office party? A: Invite an accountant.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: accountant, office, party
Two gays were at a dance. As they were jigging about the floor with each other. Two massive guys entered the hall 6 foot 6 20 stone and full of muscle One gay asked his mate "Is that the bouncers that have just come in?" "No" grinned the other,"That's the raffle."
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, men, party
Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, party, school, Yo mama
Question: If you went to a party and woke up with a condom in your ass would you tell anyone? Answer: No! Response: Wanna go to a party?
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, party, sex
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