Married couples, both 60 years old, were celebrating their 35th anniversary. During their party, a fairy appeared to congratulate them and grant them each one a wish. The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her wand and poof - the wife had tickets in her hand for a world cruise. Next, the fairy asked the husband what he wanted. He said, "I wish I had a wife 30 years younger than me." So the fairy picked up her wand and poof - the husband was 90.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven't seen for 20 minutes.
After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blonde joke?" The person replies, "I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?" The man thinks for a while and replies, "Not if I have to explain it three times."
Q: What do actuaries do to liven up their office party? A: Invite an accountant.
Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? A: They don't want to get "beat up".
Did you hear about the wild party at the haunted house? The whole vibe was anything ghost.
Question: If you went to a party and woke up with a condom in your ass would you tell anyone? Answer: No! Response: Wanna go to a party?
Please let me know in advance if you want to invite any secret love children to your Father's Day brunch.
Q: Why doesn't the skeleton go to the party? A: Because it had no body to go with no body get it.